146 Doing It in the Pants

Donald is in class. He raises his hand to get the teacher's attention again.
(T=teacher; D=Donald)
T: Yes, Donald. What do you want?
D: Excuse me, sir. May I go to the washroom?
T: But this is the third time in half an hour.
D: I know. But my mother made me eat a big breakfast this morning.
T: Why?
D: She said that if I eat a big breakfast, I will do better in my schoolwork.
T: But if you go to the toilet every ten minutes, you won't be able to do any work.
D: Uh... but if I don't go now, I'll do it in my pants.
T: Well, I guess if you've got to go, you've got to go.

pants(美)  trousers(英)  slacks休闲裤   shorts短裤
a pair of pants 一条裤子
greasy¹ 油腻的   junk² food
be in class 在上课   be in the class 在教室
make a good impression³ on
lavatory  washroom  W.C.(英)   latrime(军事用语)
qiuz 小考   a pot qiuz 抽考
do it in my pants 拉裤子(委婉)       When nature calls, we have to answer.

1 greasy   

adj. 多脂的，油脂的

参考例句：

• He bought a heavy-duty cleanser to clean his greasy oven.昨天他买了强力清洁剂来清洗油污的炉子。
• You loathe the smell of greasy food when you are seasick.当你晕船时，你会厌恶油腻的气味。

2 junk   

n.废弃的旧物；破烂物

参考例句：

• I bought this old table in a junk shop.我在旧货店里买了这张旧桌子。
• They cleared out the junk room to make a tiny beds.他们将废品间清理用作小卧室。

3 impression   

n.印象，感想；印记，压痕

参考例句：

• The impression is so deep that it can hardly ever blow over.印象太深了，忘也忘不了。
• She made a good impression on his mother.她给他母亲留下了很好的印象。