CNN 2012-07-15

 Time now for the ridiculoust, and tonight we added the barbecue chip bandage. They legistly strike in Canada last month. The local news was allover, and I do mean all all over the case at a time. But it's only now going viral in the US. I should warn you the deepth of reporting on this story is rival only.By world word Inn Berstin. So we should apologize to just start at the beginning.                                                   

 

In this quiet sanige neighborhood, people like their chips. All kinds, we like those lime, the lime flavored ones. Potato chips, talco chips, cheesy's. Oh, yeah, the cheesy's, it only gets better from there,because it wasn't  just the local news that get involved.These are very specific and hard to obtain, barbecue chips. That's right. Police officers respond to a emergency call from a resident, who to be fear likely thought something sinister¹ with the food. Apparently², she lives alone and was walking by a growling³ Chiwawa. Look, I have said before, nothing get by a Chiwawa. By the way, it turns out it was not a dangerous intruder but we for two drunk college girls. The women were walking home from where I am drinking, when something caught their eye, and open garage just like this one. And what did they see inside, Zeller's brand barbecue potato chips. Eh.wait..what they deal about the Zeller's brand chips,actually you know what, forget it, cause surely the reporters had better things to do than to explain that.You could find the them in Zeller's, but only for a limited time. In October, Zeller's is closing its store for good, meaning its in-house potato chips brand truly could become harder to find. Perhaps  making it someone alcohol-commonality .En,I know it sounds like a lot of ex-speculation. Can we chatting with you, officer? I haven't try this for myself, but my understanding is that particular brand barbecue is quite tasty. Quite tasty, Ok, then understand correctly. Wait,What is it? is it? I am touver getting more information of what the bandage did inside the garage. It appears the effervescent chip package in the open garage just appear too yummy to pass out for two high intoxicated⁴ young ladies.Look, I had me their Vacent,I now fully⁵ committed to this story. I just wish the reporter could give us a better understanding, a better look really,at what exactly happened? So they took the chips and started walking. But they didn't get far, The barbecue bandage  were basted⁶ by the homeowner. I love the eating demonstration⁷. But look, I will be honest, this is getting a little too tense for me.  I am afraid to even ask how it all turns out. Apparently the chips have been accessed, their have been elicit⁸ chip tastings. Dame⁹ you chip bandis.What are the names of Zeller store brand we are going to do with you.I mean should we really catch you some slag¹⁰？It's our first time that chips are interesting. Glad you to sense the humor,Pat, but frankly¹¹ my nerves are fries.So consider yourself unnoticed barbecue chips bandages and are the first Canadian will adjusted, but for now the trial crown leads right to ridiculous. And thanks for watch Napasca .So much at week night 8 o'clock, 10 o'clock,Eastern, everynight on CNN, I will see you then.

1 sinister   

adj.不吉利的，凶恶的，左边的

参考例句：

• There is something sinister at the back of that series of crimes.在这一系列罪行背后有险恶的阴谋。
• Their proposals are all worthless and designed out of sinister motives.他们的建议不仅一钱不值，而且包藏祸心。

2 apparently   

adv.显然地；表面上，似乎

参考例句：

• An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽，豁然开朗。
• He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。

3 growling   

n.吠声, 咆哮声 v.怒吠, 咆哮, 吼

参考例句：

• We heard thunder growling in the distance. 我们听见远处有隆隆雷声。
• The lay about the deck growling together in talk. 他们在甲板上到处游荡，聚集在一起发牢骚。

4 intoxicated   

喝醉的，极其兴奋的

参考例句：

• She was intoxicated with success. 她为成功所陶醉。
• They became deeply intoxicated and totally disoriented. 他们酩酊大醉，东南西北全然不辨。

5 fully   

adv.完全地，全部地，彻底地；充分地

参考例句：

• The doctor asked me to breathe in,then to breathe out fully.医生让我先吸气，然后全部呼出。
• They soon became fully integrated into the local community.他们很快就完全融入了当地人的圈子。

6 basted   

v.打( baste的过去式和过去分词 )；粗缝；痛斥；（烤肉等时）往上抹[浇]油

参考例句：

• The turkey is basted to keep it from drying out. 烤火鸡时润以油脂以免烤干。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Meat is basted to keep it from drying out and to improve its flavour. 烤肉时润以脂油使不致烤焦并可增加香味。 来自《简明英汉词典》

7 demonstration   

n.表明，示范，论证，示威

参考例句：

• His new book is a demonstration of his patriotism.他写的新书是他的爱国精神的证明。
• He gave a demonstration of the new technique then and there.他当场表演了这种新的操作方法。

8 elicit   

v.引出,抽出,引起

参考例句：

• It was designed to elicit the best thinking within the government. 机构的设置是为了在政府内部集思广益。
• Don't try to elicit business secrets from me. I won't tell you anything. 你休想从我这里套问出我们的商业机密, 我什么都不会告诉你的。

9 dame   

n.女士

参考例句：

• The dame tell of her experience as a wife and mother.这位年长妇女讲了她作妻子和母亲的经验。
• If you stick around,you'll have to marry that dame.如果再逗留多一会，你就要跟那个夫人结婚。

10 slag   

n.熔渣，铁屑，矿渣；v.使变成熔渣，变熔渣

参考例句：

• Millions of tons of slag now go into building roads each year.每年有数百万吨炉渣用于铺路。
• The slag powder had been widely used as the additive in the cement and concrete.矿渣微粉作为水泥混凝土的掺和料已得到广泛应用。

11 frankly   

adv.坦白地，直率地；坦率地说

参考例句：

• To speak frankly, I don't like the idea at all.老实说，我一点也不赞成这个主意。
• Frankly speaking, I'm not opposed to reform.坦率地说，我不反对改革。