美国有线新闻 CNN 2013-01-03

 It's every year you look for Ryan Seacrest, all right, hahaha."

"Let's go, don't cover for him anymore. Where is he?"

"I don't know."

"I thought you knew."

"I don't know where he is."

"Well..."

"I think Ryan Seacrest is likely at hermetically sealed bubble¹ or somewhere."

"We're going to find him, we're begging him out of that seal."

"Why do you want to do find Ryan at here?"

"Just say you're Wolf Blitzer and it's part of the fiscal² cliff³. By the way, the fiscal cliff is totally Ryan Seacrest's fault."

"Do you still think Ryan Seacrest is trying to kill you?"

"I know he's trying to kill both of us, you won't believe me. Ask Carly Ray Jepsen."

"First of all, all these people are plants, they are clearly Ryan Seacrest moles⁴. And they are allowing you into a self-offensive..."

"You think..."

"I know he does. He bought Time Square."

"Why weren't we invited to his pre-show party?"

"Oh my god, it's so much fun there."

"Did you invite you again? Did he send you a gift, he send me a gift."

"Which I thought was like a dominant⁵ move."

"But he sent me a gift and he begged me not to tell you he sent me a gift."

"He sent me a gift and Carson Daly sent me a gift."

"I know."

"I thought it was kind of a dominant move, like showing..."

"Oh totally luck, he was trying to hump our leg and it's not happening on my watch."

"Do you want to ask a cop⁶ if they've seen Ryan?"

"Yeah, where is Ryan? Excuse me, where is Ryan Seacreast?"

"Where is he? They don't care, they don't care."

"They can't be drunk⁷ this early."

"Oh, look there is Carson Daly. You can't, you can not go up there, he's on the air, you can't..."

"Come on, where is Ryan? Where is he?"

"He's not here, he doesn't work."

"Is he a hologram?"

"He's in a hermetically sealed bubble. Yeah, he is a robot now."

"We thought you would know where he is."

"He's in St.Barts where all of our friends are."

"I heard Barbara Walters was in St.Barts."

"Now Ryan the robot's running around..."

"I think, i think he knows, but he's afraid to tell us."

"Why weren't we invited to the party this year? The preshow..."

"Yeah, what's going, yeah, our party."

"There wasn't one, I swear on my life, he sent me jammies."

"Did you say he sent you jammies?"

"Yeah, but he said he only sent them to me."

"But I thought that was like a domination move."

"Well, that's between you and Ryan, but..."

"Well, where is he?"

"I sent you a glass, did you get my glass?"

"Happy New Year, though."

"Happy New Year."

"I miss our dinner, though, we don't need Ryan for that. I'll pay for it."

"Dinner, dinner's on Daly. All right, I'll see you tomorrow night."

"Alright, happy New Year."

1 bubble   

n.泡，水泡，气泡；泡影，妄想；v.(使)起泡

参考例句：

• The water begins to bubble.水开始起泡了。
• Their hopes of success have burst like a bubble.他们成功的希望已经成了泡影。

2 fiscal   

adj.财政的，会计的，国库的，国库岁入的

参考例句：

• The increase of taxation is an important fiscal policy.增税是一项重要的财政政策。
• The government has two basic strategies of fiscal policy available.政府有两个可行的财政政策基本战略。

3 cliff   

n.悬崖，峭壁

参考例句：

• The cliff edge is dangerous and should be railed.崖边危险，应该用栏杆围起来。
• He took the measure of the cliff before he climbed it.他把悬崖的高度估量一下后再攀登。

4 moles   

防波堤( mole的名词复数 )； 鼹鼠； 痣； 间谍

参考例句：

• Unsightly moles can be removed surgically. 不雅观的痣可以手术去除。
• Two moles of epoxy react with one mole of A-1100. 两个克分子环氧与一个克分子A－1100反应。

5 dominant   

adj.支配的，统治的；占优势的；显性的；n.主因，要素，主要的人(或物)；显性基因

参考例句：

• The British were formerly dominant in India.英国人从前统治印度。
• She was a dominant figure in the French film industry.她在法国电影界是个举足轻重的人物。

6 cop   

n.警察；vt.抓住

参考例句：

• The cop told him to button his lip.警察叫他闭嘴。
• The robber was overpowered by the cop.抢劫犯被警察制伏。

7 drunk   

adj.醉酒的；(喻)陶醉的；n.酗酒者，醉汉

参考例句：

• People who drives when they are drunk should be heavily penalised.醉酒驾车的人应受重罚。
• She found him drunk when she came home at night.她晚上回家时，经常发现他醉醺醺的。