打工姐妹花第一季 第24期:卡拉0K

 　　Evening hot chocolate.

　　晚上好 巧克力帅哥

　　Max we got big trouble from little China.

　　麦克斯 小中国惹大麻烦了

　　Hi Max.

　　你好 麦克斯

　　Big trouble?

　　"大"麻烦吗

　　There's nothing big about him.

　　瞧他那"小"样

　　He looks like I won him in a bear claw machine.

　　就跟夹娃娃机的娃娃差不多大

　　打工姐妹花第一季

　　Max what is the worst sentence you ever want to hear

　　麦克斯 你最不想从阿憨的嘴里

　　come out of Han's mouth?

　　听到哪句话

　　I got you pregnant?

　　我把你肚子搞大了

　　Come on bad bad.

　　拜托 更惨绝人寰一点

　　I got you pregnant again?

　　我把你的肚子又搞大了一次

　　I'm putting in karaoke.

　　是"我要装卡拉0K"

　　No! No!

　　不 不行

　　Those guys better be up there

　　那些家伙之所以在上面

　　because we're officially putting ass¹ crack on the menu.

　　最好是因为我们要把"股沟"加进餐单

　　I am adding a TV to bring in more customers.

　　我装电视是为了要吸引顾客

　　We can have theme nights Ultimate Fighting nights

　　我们可以举办主题之夜 如终极格斗之夜

　　Real Desperate Housewives of Bravo City nights

　　正宗绝望主妇之夜

　　and best of all

　　最棒的是

　　karaoke night.

　　卡拉OK之夜

　　You can't get hipsters on microphone.

　　给嬉皮士麦克风可是大忌

　　That's like throwing gasoline on a pretentious² fire.

　　那是在火上浇油 助纣为虐

　　Hipsters like karaoke.

　　嬉皮士喜欢卡拉OK呢

　　Replace the word "like" with the word "Hitler"

　　句子换成 嬉皮士"希特勒"卡拉OK

　　and you got the three worst things in history.

　　史上最烂的三样人事物就大团圆了

　　Max I hear what you say but

　　麦克斯 我懂你的意思 但是

　　Everybody else say "he ey!"

　　大家一起来欢呼

　　Where are my single ladies!

　　单身女性站起来

1 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。

2 pretentious   

adj.自命不凡的，自负的，炫耀的

参考例句：

• He is a talented but pretentious writer.他是一个有才华但自命不凡的作家。
• Speaking well of yourself would only make you appear conceited and pretentious.自夸只会使你显得自负和虚伪。