打工姐妹花第一季 第78期:卡洛琳的高音

 　　Max.

　　麦克斯

　　It's the woman at table 2's 50th birthday

　　二号桌的女士今天五十大寿

　　and her husband wants us to sing to her.

　　她丈夫请咱们帮忙唱生日歌

　　If I had a dollar every time a man asked me to do something to his wife,

　　每次帮男人对他老婆"做件事"就有一块钱的话

　　I'd be a millionaire.

　　那姐早是百万富翁了

　　I remember when Happy Birthday first came up.

　　我还记得生日歌刚出来那会儿呢

　　I never thought it would catch on.

　　真没想到它居然能传唱至今

　　打工姐妹花第一季

　　Go!

　　快去

　　And smile.

　　真心的微笑

　　When you fake¹ smile, everybody else fakes² smile back.

　　你以假笑对世界，世界会回报以假笑

　　Nobody wants to hear that lame³ song.

　　没人会想听这首恶俗的歌

　　If we want to humiliate⁴ her in public,

　　要想在公众场合羞辱她

　　why don't we go over there and pull her top down?

　　直接扯掉她上衣不更好吗

　　Come on, let's just go sing and make the best of it.

　　来嘛，咱们就过去好好唱一下

　　Hi. Ready?

　　你们好，准备好了吗

　　One, two, three...

　　一，二，三

　　Happy birthday to you...

　　祝你生日快乐

　　Whoa!

　　搞毛啊

　　Ma'am, I apologize.

　　女士，我郑重向您道歉

　　It's hard enough your husband took you to a diner on your birthday

　　被老公带来破餐馆过生日已经够不堪了

　　and now you have to listen to white Mariah?

　　不能再让您忍受白人版玛丽亚·凯莉的折磨

　　No!

　　门都没有

　　Cupcake's on me.

　　小蛋糕算我送的

　　To yoooooooou

　　快乐哈

1 fake   

vt.伪造，造假，假装；n.假货，赝品

参考例句：

• He can tell a fake from the original.他能分辨出赝品和真品。
• You can easily fake up an excuse to avoid going out with him.你可以很容易地编造一个借口而不与他一同外出。

2 fakes   

骗子( fake的名词复数 )； 赝品

参考例句：

• The experts discovered several fakes in the art collection. 专家们在这批艺术收藏品中发现了几件赝品。
• Fakes do exist, and now we are coming across them. 冒充的事，实际上是有的，现在就碰到了。

3 lame   

adj.跛的，(辩解、论据等)无说服力的

参考例句：

• The lame man needs a stick when he walks.那跛脚男子走路时需借助拐棍。
• I don't believe his story.It'sounds a bit lame.我不信他讲的那一套。他的话听起来有些靠不住。

4 humiliate   

v.使羞辱，使丢脸[同]disgrace

参考例句：

• What right had they to bully and humiliate people like this?凭什么把人欺侮到这个地步呢？
• They pay me empty compliments which only humiliate me.他们虚情假意地恭维我，这只能使我感到羞辱。