打工姐妹花第一季 第165期:麦克斯病愈

 　　Thank you. So I see no Max. She still out sick?

　　谢谢。麦克斯没来啊。她还病着呢

　　It's her first night back. She should be here any minute.

　　她今晚刚回来上班。她马上就会到了

　　Did you wanna order something or wait for your boyfriend?

　　你想点餐吗，还是等你男人呢

　　Oh, see, this is sad story.

　　我跟他悲剧收场了

　　Uh, he broke off with me to date other woman. And she had penis.

　　他跟我分手，找别的"女人"去了。那女人有鸡鸡呢

　　Yeah, I can't compete with that.

　　我哪赢得过"带把"的女人啊

　　Hi, Earl.

　　你好吗，厄尔

　　There she is, my long lost love. How you feeling, Max?

　　我失散已久的爱终于回来了。你身子怎么样了，麦克斯

　　I'm pretty good. Hey, bubby.

　　病好得差不多了。你好啊，嬷嬷

　　打工姐妹花第一季

　　I brought you some chicken soup for taking care of me the last couple days.

　　我给你带了些鸡汤，感谢你近几日的照顾

　　I enjoyed being your bubby. I guess you were wrong, Max.

　　我很喜欢当你"嬷嬷"的感觉。我想你错了，麦克斯

　　You and I do have family--each other.

　　你和我还有家，我们就是彼此的家人

　　We're not family until we have to testify¹ against each other in a manslaughter trial².

　　没上过法院，互相指控对方是杀人凶手前，我们当不了真正的家人

　　Here, eat this. I don't want you to catch what I just had.

　　来，吃吧。我不想你染上我的病

　　Not gonna happen, Max. I took your advice.

　　不可能的，麦克斯。我听了你的话

　　I manned up. I stared germs³ in the face.

　　硬起。跟病魔单挑

　　That's right, when you got sick, I got balls. Booyah!

　　没错，你生病，我生猛。姐牛吧

　　Like looking in a mirror.

　　简直跟我一模一样

1 testify   

v.证明，证实，作证

参考例句：

• The fingerprint expert was asked to testify at the trial.指纹专家应邀出庭作证。
• I can testify to this man's veracity and good character.我可以作证，此人诚实可靠，品德良好。

2 trial   

n.审判，试验，艰苦，麻烦事，考验；adj.尝试的，试验性的

参考例句：

• We shall put the machine to further trial.我们将进一步试验这部机器。
• He appeared as a witness in the trial.在审判中他出庭作证。

3 germs   

n.微生物( germ的名词复数 )；病菌；起源；发端

参考例句：

• Dirty hands can be a breeding ground for germs. 脏手会滋生病菌。
• The air is full of millions of invisible germs. 空气中充满了许多看不见的细菌。 来自《简明英汉词典》