艾伦脱口秀06 胡子是男人的标志

 　　I don't know if you know this. But you have a beard now. What?

　　不知道你知不知道 你现在有胡子了 什么

　　What? yes, it's...there's something on your face. It happened finally after 25 years.

　　什么 是的 你脸上有东西 29年后终于长出来了

　　Now,would your worried that you couldn't grow?

　　你担心它不会长出来吗

　　Yes. I think it's a big deal.

　　当然 我看这好像很重要

　　Like man want to know that they can grow beard.

　　像是男人都想知道他们是会长胡子的

　　That's the only reason to be a man. Oh,really? Yes.

　　那是成为男人的唯一标识 哦 是吗 是的

　　That's the only reason.I thought I...what?

　　是唯一的标识 我觉得 怎么了

　　So...and tonight it's fake¹ bear too.

　　额 你今天也贴了假胡子

　　You did very well,congratulations. Really?

　　很适合 恭喜 真的吗

　　Cause you know they can be spotty.

　　因为你知道假胡子会起疹子

　　No.Realy?Now...that's does mean a lot.

　　哦 不是吧 现在 这真的很重要

　　Because I didn't think it was ever gonna happen.

　　因为我觉得我永远不会长出这样的胡子

　　You look good. And we gave you a diguise last time you were here.

　　你看起来不错 上次你来我们给你伪装了一下

　　Maybe that's what inspired.

　　也许你哦是从那时得到了启发

　　Subconsciously².I think that's what kind of....yeah.

　　下意识的 我觉得那是 对

　　I think we gave you something that you don't...that's the one.

　　我觉得哦我么给了你一件你没有 就是那个

　　That's right. Cause we knew that movie will be very successful.

　　对的 因为我们知道电影会大热

　　And people would go to climer to get outcho.

　　人们会想去围堵你

　　You and you grow your own disguise³.

　　现在你有了自己的伪装了

　　Yeah. now did you enjoy the...You're making the second movie now...again.

　　你喜欢 你现在又拍第二部

　　Yes we are making the second movie again. again.

　　是 我们又在拍第二部 又拍

　　We made it before and it was terrible. Yes you're right.

　　我们之前也做过 很糟 你说的对

　　So um...it's starting...you won't lose something.

　　额 开始 也不会再有什么损失了

　　My mind is not working,forgive me. I'm understand.

　　我脑子现在不好使 原谅我 我懂的

　　So you're making...and you are already started on the next.

　　所以你现在 第二部已经开始了

　　On Febrary we started.We started per-production,we have scriptings very very good.

　　二月开始 我们先前期制作了下 剧本也非常非常棒

　　Oh good.that's the point.Whcih is kind of you need it otherwise.

　　很好 那才是重点 这是必须的

　　Yeah you don't want just do it because it was successful.

　　是的你不会只是因为上部很成功才想去做续集

　　Precisely,yeah.So you co-started in the movie was...

　　没错 你在电影里和那个谁一起出演

　　What's her name?Emma Stone? Denis. oh yeah. Denis Leary.

　　名字叫什么来着 艾玛斯通 丹尼斯 对 丹尼斯李瑞

　　Denis Leary?You are keeing in touch?

　　丹尼斯李瑞 你们有联系吗

　　Yeah yeah, me and Denise are...

　　对 我和丹尼斯

　　we moved in together recently and we're...

　　我们最近搬到一起住了

　　we're having...yeah,it's weird⁴.

　　我们 很奇怪

　　Cause we are as family as well, it's kind of being...

　　因为我们像家人一样 就像是

　　that's not... we have the wrong picture. That's not Denis.

　　那不是 我们放错照片了 那不是丹尼斯

　　That's not Denis Leary. that's no Denis leary.

　　那不是丹尼斯李瑞 不是

　　So you are keeping... ok that's Emma. Emma was in the movie.

　　你和 好吧 那是艾玛 艾玛也出演了

　　Yeah and you all keep in touch, she's doing ok?

　　你们有联系 她还好吗

　　I...I...I heard she's fine.I...I,I...made...

　　我 我 我听说她很好 我 我 我

1 fake   

vt.伪造，造假，假装；n.假货，赝品

参考例句：

• He can tell a fake from the original.他能分辨出赝品和真品。
• You can easily fake up an excuse to avoid going out with him.你可以很容易地编造一个借口而不与他一同外出。

2 subconsciously   

ad.下意识地，潜意识地

参考例句：

• In choosing a partner we are subconsciously assessing their evolutionary fitness to be a mother of children or father provider and protector. 在选择伴侣的时候，我们会在潜意识里衡量对方将来是否会是称职的母亲或者父亲，是否会是合格的一家之主。
• Lao Yang thought as he subconsciously tightened his grasp on the rifle. 他下意识地攥紧枪把想。 来自汉英文学 - 散文英译

3 disguise   

vt.把...假扮起来；n.伪装物，假装，伪装

参考例句：

• He went about in the disguise of a sailor.他伪装成海员到处流窜。
• It is impossible to disguise the fact that business is bad.生意不好这件事无法隐瞒。

4 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。