艾伦脱口秀34 和艾伦超像的人

 　　I get a lot mail from my viewers¹.

　　许多观众会给我寄东西

　　And I appreciate it. I love it.

　　谢谢你们 我很喜欢

　　People write me letters and they make me things.

　　有些人会给我写信 做一些东西

　　And send me things as if hand-made.

　　然后寄给我 好像真是自己做的

　　And they send me cash.

　　还有送钱来的

　　And,uh,that hasn't happened yet.

　　额 其实还没有过

　　But it's encouraged.

　　但欢迎大家送钱

　　So recently i've been getting letters from people

　　最近我老是收到一些信

　　who think that they've seen me in old magazines or photographs.

　　说在旧杂志上看到我 里面有些照片

　　And they say, is this you, Ellen?

　　他们问 ellen 这是你吗

　　Or they say, this is someone I think that they look like you.

　　或者说 我觉得这人和你长得很像

　　So I thought I'd share some of them.

　　所以我就想给你们分享一下

　　And therse are really from our viewers who have sent these in.

　　这些都是观众寄来的

　　Carolyn Eli in Spokane, Washinton.

　　来自己华盛顿的斯波坎市的carolyn eli

　　Hi,EEllen, I saw an old photo of a kid in a magazine

　　你好 我在杂志上看到一张旧照片

　　that looks exactly like you, is it you?

　　那小孩长得太像你了 是不是你啊

　　And this is what she sent.

　　这是她寄来的

　　From the popular magazine, Reminisce.

　　挺流行的一本杂志 叫追忆

　　Anybody knows this magazine?

　　有人知道这本杂志吗

　　Me either,and so, this is, uh...

　　我也没听过 额 这本杂志

　　Here it is, this is in this magazine

　　找到了 就在这页

　　and she says,"is this you?"

　　她问 这是你吗

　　Right here.

　　就在这儿

　　I kind of see that resemblance² a little tiny bit.

　　我好像看到了那么丁点的相似度

　　I don't ... think it's...

　　我觉得这不

　　I assume³ it's not the dog.

　　我猜应该不是和狗像吧

　　She's...she's saying it's...

　　她写的是

　　But that is not me.

　　但这真不是我

　　And what's happening with the dog?

　　可这狗怎么了

　　It doesn't look happy whatever's happening.

　　它看上去可忧郁了 希望没事

　　Anyway, that's not me, Carolyn.

　　反正这不是我 carolyn

1 viewers   

n.电视观众( viewer的名词复数 )；观看者；勘查孔；看片机（把幻灯片等放大观看的装置）

参考例句：

• The programme attracted millions of viewers. 这个节目吸引了数百万电视观众。
• Television allows viewers to experience an event without any loss of immediacy. 电视让观众可以即时经历某一事件。 来自《简明英汉词典》

2 resemblance   

n.相似之处，雷同之处

参考例句：

• Kehr bears a strong facial resemblance to her sister.凯尔的容貌和她姐姐十分相像。
• Any resemblance of a character in this book to a living person is purely incidental.书中人物如有雷同，纯属巧合。

3 assume   

vt.假装；假定，设想；承担；呈现，采取

参考例句：

• I assume that he won't cheat you.想来他是不会骗你的。
• We can't assume anything in this case.在这种情况下我们不可能做出假设。