艾伦脱口秀41 节日发福利

 　　Hi,Lisa，is that Lyse or Lisa?

　　你好 Lisaa 是lyse 还是lisa

　　It's Laiza, but I'll respond to anything.

　　是Laiza 但是我也无所谓了

　　Lisa,Lyse, I'll take it all.

　　Lisa,Lyse 我都能接受

　　get as far away from me as you can, because...backing up.

　　退后点 因为 好啦 回来吧

　　All right, here is how it works, it's like...

　　好的 这个大家伙是这么弄的

　　you know the slot machines in Vegas,

　　你知道赌城的老虎机吧

　　So we are kind of doing that kind of theme.

　　我们也要玩那个

　　And you are gonna pull the lever on the slot machine.

　　你要推动拉杆

　　And if you get three planet hollywoods logogs in a row,

　　如果出现了三个好莱坞星球的图案

　　you are gonna win that trip that I just described.

　　你就会赢得我刚才说的大奖

　　All right, good luck, Laiza.

　　好 祝你幸运

　　There is no way...

　　不可能

　　Oh,no. that's impossible.

　　不 不可能啊

　　It seems like it would be rigged or something and yet.

　　我还想是不是会在机子上动动手脚好让你赢呢

　　Try it again.

　　再试一次

　　Oh,that's...

　　奥 这

　　Maybe it's not. maybe it's just random¹. one more time?

　　机子大概没动过手脚 随机看运气了 能在玩一次吗

　　No, that's it.

　　不行

　　No I'm kidding. one moer time.

　　我开玩笑的 再来一次

　　Wow, it happened.

　　哇 真的转到了

　　You are going.

　　你要去旅行了

　　Yeah, you are welcome.

　　好 不用谢

　　That's great. that's gonna be fun.

　　太好啦 旅途会很有意思的

　　And since I'm in the holiday spirit,

　　既然节日气氛这么浓

　　all of you are also gonna go to see Britney in Las Vegas.

　　发福利了 大家一起去拉斯维加斯看布兰妮吧

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adj.随机的；任意的；n.偶然的(或随便的)行动

参考例句：

• The list is arranged in a random order.名单排列不分先后。
• On random inspection the meat was found to be bad.经抽查，发现肉变质了。