艾伦脱口秀第39期:错得太离谱

 　　Well that works¹.I love it.It's a great joke. - Yes.So we laugh.That's great.And then Harper will go my turn my turn. 这个挺棒啊 我喜欢 这很好笑  -是的 所以我们都笑了 这很棒 然后哈珀就会喊 "该我了该我了"

　　Knock knock. - Who's there?He will say um Peter.Peter who? 叩 叩  -是谁 他就会说 "彼得" 哪个彼得

　　Peter never bother me anyway. - Right. Right. 彼得再也不会烦扰我  -好吧 好吧

　　No. This kind of Knock.That's what I have with my niece. 这种"叩叩" 我跟我侄女也玩这个

　　I try to tell her the oranges one. That the.- Knock knock. - Who's there? 我试着教她橙子的那个 就是 叩叩  -是谁

　　Orange. - Orange who?Knock knock. - Who's there?Orange.- Orange who?Knock knock. - Who's there?Orange. - Orange who? 橙子-哪个橙子 叩叩 -是谁 橙子-哪个橙子 叩叩-是谁 橙子-哪个橙子

　　Orange glad I didn't say banana.I said it wrong.I said the whole thing wrong. 橙子很高兴我没说香蕉 我讲错了 我整个都讲错了

　　You said the whole thing wrong. - I said the whole thing wrong. 你整个错得太离谱了  -是的 错得太离谱

　　You're no better than Harper.I'm horrible². 你比哈珀可好不到哪儿去 我太糟糕了

　　I'm the worst at Knock-knock. - You are not. 史上最挫的"叩叩"笑话   -你不是的

　　Oh, my god.What happened to me?I don't know.I think it's banana. Banana, banana.Yeah Banana and then orange glad. 哦 天哪 我不知道 我到底怎么了 我想应该是"香蕉 香蕉 香蕉" 是的 是"香蕉 橙子很高兴"

　　I know, orange glad. I know.Orange glad I didn't say. 我知道 "橙子很高兴" 我知道 橙子很高兴我没喊它

　　You and Harper will get along so well. 你和哈珀会成为好朋友的

　　And that's why Eve doesn't know how to do Knock-knock jokes.Because I taught her that. 这就是为什么伊芙一直不会 玩"叩叩" 的玩笑 因为是我教的

1 works   

n.作品，著作；工厂，活动部件，机件

参考例句：

• We expect writers to produce more and better works.我们期望作家们写出更多更好的作品。
• The novel is regarded as one of the classic works.这篇小说被公认为是最优秀的作品之一。

2 horrible   

adj.可怕的，极可憎的，极可厌的

参考例句：

• This is a horrible monster.这是一个可怕的怪物。
• That is a horrible accident.那是一次可怕的事故。