艾伦脱口秀第219期:好汉两个半

 　　Hi Ashton what's up.what's up Willy.what's up Ashton Ashton 你好 嗨 嗨 你好 Willy 你好 Ashton

　　all right so you put some clothes on.you look nice with clothes and without clothes 好吧 你穿上了衣服 不管穿没穿衣服 看着都帅

　　thank you and that was¹ quite surprise.I like to be surprise 谢谢 那个吓了我一跳 我喜欢给人惊喜

　　but didn't expect³ that by my friend with me.yes he did² 我没想到 用我的小盆友 是 他吓到我了

　　he goes everywhere with me oh man.my mom calls him willy too 他总跟着我 兄弟 我妈也叫他Willy

　　I said⁴ he's sure laughing come back with my eyes.no 我眼睛瞄到了 他肯定在笑着看我 没有

　　so let's talk about Two and a Half Men 我们还是谈谈《好汉两个半》吧

　　Let's talk about this craziest⁵ I mean it's very exciting right 这件事好疯狂好刺激 对吧

　　It's really exciting.how did this happen.did you say I would⁶ love to do this they call you first 是啊 是怎么发生的 他们一打电话给你 你就答应了吗

　　how's that happen.It was really bizzare I was watching Charlie Sheen on Ustream 怎么回事 事情很诡异 我在Ustream网上看查理辛的视频

　　and he was talking about blabla this stuff⁷.I was like I even don't know what it is 他正在谈一个稀奇古怪的东西 我听都听不懂

　　and then I went to dinner with a friend of mine 然后我和一个朋友吃饭的时候

　　and I said guy you know they offer me that show I do in a minute 我说 如果他们把这个角色给我演 我立马干

　　because I've done 70s show and I really loved doing sitcoms in front of audiences 因为我演完了七十年代秀 我喜欢在观众面前演情景喜剧的感觉

　　and two weeks later I got a phone call and they offer me the job 两周后 我接到了电话 他们让我出演

　　I was like oh man I got think about this like a big shift 当时的想法是 哦 这是个大好契机

　　and I just thought about it's the best job in the world 这是全世界最好的工作了吧

　　it's great job and you love the show you love the cast 真的太棒了 你爱这部剧 爱这个角色

　　yeah it's amazing Jon Cryer is fatastic and writers are incredible,the rest of cast is amazing 不敢想象 Jon Cryer很厉害 编剧们也很出色 其他演员也很棒

1 was   

v.(is,am的过去式)是，在

参考例句：

• He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
• He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

2 did   

v.动词do的过去式

参考例句：

• How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？
• Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？

3 expect   

vt.预期，期待，料想

参考例句：

• Don't expect me to run after you all your life.别指望我伺候你一辈子。
• Don't expect too much of his idea.不要对他的主意期望过高。

4 said   

v.动词say的过去式、过去分词

参考例句：

• He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
• He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

5 craziest   

adj.摇摇晃晃的( crazy的最高级 )；愚蠢的；发疯的；急切的

参考例句：

• Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do. 想想这最怪异，最疯狂的屁事。你会喜欢看这些鸡巴表演的。 来自电影对白
• The last day of the carnival is always the craziest. 嘉年华会的最后一天总是最为疯狂。 来自互联网

6 would   

aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会

参考例句：

• Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？
• Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？

7 stuff   

n.原料，材料，东西；vt.填满；吃饱

参考例句：

• We could supply you with the stuff in the raw tomorrow.明天我们可以供应你原材料。
• He is not the stuff.他不是这个材料。