艾伦脱口秀第359期:传得天花乱坠

 　　I really didn't want this to be a big news story,that's the whole reason I didn't go to hospital 我不想这事变成新闻 着就是我当时为什么没去医院

　　The paramedics wanted me to go to hospital to get fully¹ checked out and I didn't wanna go because 急救人员让我们去医院做全面检查 我不想去 因为

　　No 1,I have a show to do,the show must go on.I learnt that from Ethel Merman earlier in my career 一是 我有个脱口秀要做 节目必须得办下去 这是我最早打拼时从Ethel Merman身上学到的

　　Well I talk about Ethel Merman for singing.No 2,I didn't want it to leak to the press,so that worked out 其实我提到Ethel Merman只是为了唱歌 二嘛 我不想让媒体知道 看样子这个目的达到了

　　It's amazing how the story spread like,I mean what happened was I was having chest pains 事情传得那是漫山遍野 天花乱坠 当时我只是胸口疼

　　I called the paramedics to come to my office,they checked me out and left.5 minutes later,TMZ found out about it 然后叫了急救队 他们来我办公室检查了一下就走了 5分钟后 有爱的TMZ发现了

　　And then it was everywhere.It was like the game of telephone,because the story is just escalating² 接下来所有人就都知道了 这就好像是玩传话游戏一样 事情就这么传开了

　　One report said,I was actually rushed to the hospital in an ambulance with the unsettled heart attack 有一条新闻说 我突发心脏病 被急救车送到医院去了

　　By the time I got home,Mama was going for my jewelry³ 我回到家的时候 我妈正准备拿我的珠宝

　　Portia said the phone was ringing all day long,People from Australia were calling Portia说电话响了一整天 连澳洲都有人打过来

　　When it got to Australia the story was a dingo ate my baby.It had gone that far 但是故事到澳洲就成了一只野狗吃了我的宝宝 传得够离谱的

　　But once again,I wanna say I feel fine.Thank you for your twitters and your emails 我想再说一次 我很好 谢谢你们的微博和邮件

　　and thank you to the paramdics,thank you to all my co-workers here who offered mouth to mouth,thank you so much 感谢急救队 感谢要给我人工呼吸的同事们 太感谢你们了

　　I'm gonna checking with TMZ today to see if I'm gonna pull through.All I know right now is I'm healthy enought to dance 我回头得去看下TMZ 不知道我挺过去没有 我只知道我现在健康得能跳舞

1 fully   

adv.完全地，全部地，彻底地；充分地

参考例句：

• The doctor asked me to breathe in,then to breathe out fully.医生让我先吸气，然后全部呼出。
• They soon became fully integrated into the local community.他们很快就完全融入了当地人的圈子。

2 escalating   

v.（使）逐步升级( escalate的现在分词 )；（使）逐步扩大；（使）更高；（使）更大

参考例句：

• The cost of living is escalating. 生活费用在迅速上涨。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The cost of living is escalating in the country. 这个国家的生活费用在上涨。 来自辞典例句

3 jewelry   

n.（jewllery）（总称）珠宝

参考例句：

• The burglars walked off with all my jewelry.夜盗偷走了我的全部珠宝。
• Jewelry and lace are mostly feminine belongings.珠宝和花边多数是女性用品。