艾伦脱口秀第367期:见证新星的诞生

 　　But how do you decide who's gonna get who,you pick them early on or you pick them out of the half 你们是怎么决定谁指导谁的 你们从一开始就选了 还是到一半才开始选

　　Don't lookk at me,I have nothing to do with the decision,you are giving a category¹ each 别看我啊 谁选谁跟我没关系 每个评委会指导一个组别的选手

　　Some of us got people we wanted and other people.At the time you already know who you a category of style or music 有的得到了想要的 有的 你是说你们指导的组别的风格或者音乐种类吗

　　No,there presented young guys under 30,young girls under 30 groups and contestants² over 30.Men and women combined 不 我们有分四个组别 男生组 女生组 团体组 还有30岁以上选手组 后面组是男女混合的

　　And we have a clip³ of who of the Young Homie,Let's take a look at him 我们有 谁 Young Homie的海选片段 来看看

　　Always my favorite feeling in the world when I sit in this chair and I meet a star for the first time 在这个世界上 我最喜欢的感觉就是 就是当我坐在这个位置上 见证到一位新星的诞生

　　What I like about the fact is that maybe you need the show,maybe we need you.And that statement⁴ too,love that statement 我爱这样的结局 也许是你需要这个节目来证明自己 也许这个节目需要你 还有这段点评 我太爱这段点评

　　That was a beautiful moment,that was beautiful.See that's the Simon we don't get to see that often 那一刻真美 太美了 看到了吗 那是我们难得一见的Simon

　　We see the sarcastic⁵ Simon.We see the Simon that kind of loves to mess with people 我们常常见到的是毒舌Simon 捣乱者Simon

　　But the one thing that people don't know about you is you really are a kind person 但人们不知道的是 你其实是一个好人

　　And you've said that when you,when you leave this planet,you're leaving your money to children and to animals  你曾经说过 当你 当你离开世界之时 你会把遗产捐给儿童和动物们

　　Which I think is a beautiful thing.why not.You don't have either 我认为这是一件很有爱心的事情 为什么不呢 那两样东西你都不曾拥有

　　I never really understand the idea that if you made a lot of money,you've sort of gonna give it to somebody else,cause it does ruin them by the way 我真的不理解为什么 当你赚了很多钱以后 你又要把钱送给其他人呢 那可是会害惨他们的

　　I mean if I've been given money when I was kid,I mean,It's better to earn it 我是说 如果我小时候接受了别人的捐助 还是用自己的双手去赚比较好

　　Yeah,it's more fun earning it.Yeah,alright I have 5 animals,just to let you know 对呀 自己赚有意思多了 是的 那个 你知道 我有五只宠物哦

　　So we have animals,So if you wanna leave some.I know how much you love animals,yeah.So you wanna leave some Paula and I have animals 我们都有宠物 如果你想送点什么 是 我是知道你有多爱小动物的 所以 如果你想留点什么的话 Paula和我都有小动物哦

　　No,your animals don't need anymore money,ok.They've got too much already,Alright 别 你的小动物们不需要更多的钱了 好吧 它们已经拥有太多了 好吧

　　I'll leave to poor animals.well I'll put them on the street for you if you want.Ok,that's right 我会留给经济困难的小动物们 好吧 你喜欢的话 我会为你把他们放到路边去 好吧 没错

　　Alright we will take a break and we will meet the rest of the judges after this 好了 休息一下 另外两位评委即将登场

1 category   

n.种类；类别；范畴

参考例句：

• These questions may be included in the same category.这些问题可以归入一类。
• Class the books in this category.按目录把书分类。

2 contestants   

n.竞争者，参赛者( contestant的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• The competition attracted over 500 contestants representing 8 different countries. 这次比赛吸引了代表8个不同国家的500多名参赛者。
• Two candidates are emerging as contestants for the presidency. 两位候选人最终成为总统职位竞争者。 来自《简明英汉词典》

3 clip   

n.夹子，别针，弹夹，片断；vt.夹住，修剪

参考例句：

• May I clip out the report on my performance?我能把报道我的文章剪下来吗？
• She fastened the papers together with a paper clip.她用曲别针把文件别在一起。

4 statement   

n.陈述；声明；综述

参考例句：

• The government will put out a new statement tomorrow.政府将于明天发布一项新声明。
• Put down your statement in black and white.把你的话用白纸黑字写下来。

5 sarcastic   

adj.讥讽的，讽刺的，嘲弄的

参考例句：

• I squashed him with a sarcastic remark.我说了一句讽刺的话把他给镇住了。
• She poked fun at people's shortcomings with sarcastic remarks.她冷嘲热讽地拿别人的缺点开玩笑。