艾伦脱口秀第373期:闻起来太不寻常

 　　I don't understand how you've been keeping this from me 我不明白的是 你怎么可以一直瞒着我

　　What,that I love her.No the detergent¹ you've been using,It didn't smell like regular detergent 不明白什么 我爱她 不是你用的洗衣液 闻起来太不寻常了

　　I can't help but wonder if it's dyes and perfume-free 我不禁怀疑它是不是不含任何染色剂和香水

　　You bet it is,what you're smelling is all me kiten 那当然 你闻到的全是我的味道 小猫

　　Prove it,let me smell your shirt 证明给我看 让我问问你的衬衣

　　Wow,Tide Free really does offer a tide clean that free of dyes and perfumes 哇 汰渍无味洗衣液确实不含任何染色剂和香水

　　I can smell with my sister's smells in you 我甚至可以在你身上闻到我妹妹的味道

　　But what I don't know is why you put the washer and dryer² in the living room 但我不明白的是为什么你要把洗衣机放在客厅里呢

　　Today's episode of As The Tide Turns was brought to you by hold on to your heads. 本期《每当潮汐变幻时》由以下企业赞助播出

　　Tide.And Ice,taste the crunch³ 汰渍洗涤用品 还有冰块 品尝咬碎冰块的味道吧

　　Ok,thank you Bryan Berhoft and the cast of X Factor.Tune⁴ in tomorrow for more As The Tide Turns 好的 感谢Bryan Bernahoft 和《X音素》的评委们 明天请准时收看下集《每当潮汐变幻时》

　　I want you all be able find the right Tide for you,So everyone here is going home with a one-year-supply.I'll see you tomorrow,bye 现在每位观众都将获得为期一年的汰渍洗涤用品 希望大家都能找到合适你们的汰渍 明天同一时间 再见

1 detergent   

n.洗涤剂；adj.有洗净力的

参考例句：

• He recommended a new detergent to me.他向我推荐一种新的洗涤剂。
• This detergent can remove stubborn stains.这种去污剂能去除难洗的污渍。

2 dryer   

n.干衣机，干燥剂

参考例句：

• He bought a dryer yesterday.他昨天买了一台干燥机。
• There is a washer and a dryer in the basement.地下室里有洗衣机和烘干机。

3 crunch   

n.关键时刻；艰难局面；v.发出碎裂声

参考例句：

• If it comes to the crunch they'll support us.关键时刻他们是会支持我们的。
• People who crunch nuts at the movies can be very annoying.看电影时嘎吱作声地嚼干果的人会使人十分讨厌。

4 tune   

n.调子；和谐，协调；v.调音，调节，调整

参考例句：

• He'd written a tune,and played it to us on the piano.他写了一段曲子，并在钢琴上弹给我们听。
• The boy beat out a tune on a tin can.那男孩在易拉罐上敲出一首曲子。