艾伦脱口秀第388期:真实的警方报告

 Now these are real police reports from different local newspapers that you send in for us 这些都是来自一些地方报社真实的警方报告 都是你们寄过来的

Bescurrie Montariel,8:24 pm.A man called police when he saw a "small lion" cross the road in front of him. Bescurrie Montariel 晚上8:24 一名男子打电话给警察 说他看到前面有一头“小狮子”穿过马路

He was also quick to point out that he had not smoked any drugs "that day." 并且他很快的补充到 “当天”他没有吸食任何毒品

He did say that he ate a mushroom salad from his backyard. 不过他说 他吃了后院的蘑菇沙拉

He also said he wasn't concerned until a squirrel¹ told him to call the police. 他还说开始他一点都不担心 直到后来一个松鼠提醒他报警

Reese Monhundro,I think,in Still Water,Oklahoma,10:03 pm,A man arrested for DUI on July 31st,told a cop the stop sign turned red too fast for him to stop. Reese Monhundro 应该是这样读的吧 俄克拉荷马州的Still Water 晚上10:03 7月31日一名男子因酒醉驾车被捕 他对警察说红灯变得太快 快到他都来不及停下来

He found the next stop sign where he had been waiting for over an hour to turn green. 他发现在下一个路口 等了一个小时才变绿灯

Marilice Green,Columbus,Ohio.12:33 pm.600 block of N.Depot² Street. Marilice Green 俄亥俄州的Columbus 晚上12:33 离N.Depot Street有600地远的地方

A vehicle gas cap was removed and replaced with a sandwich.Man was arrested for salt and pepper. 一辆交通工具的气顶不见了 而放了一块三明治 这个家伙因为盐和胡椒粉而被捕啦

Kelly Kopeki,in Willme,Illinois 2:32 pm,A woman was arrested after shoving³ a woman in front of her, Kelly Kopeki 伊利诺伊州的Willme 下午2:32 一名妇女在杂货店推到了排在她前面的另一位妇女而被抓

Who she claimed had more than 15 items in the grocery store checkout⁴ lane. 因为在结账时她发现 前面那位妇女买了超过15样的东西

The woman with the 15 items was later tackled⁵ to the ground after trying to pay with the check. 于是就在那位妇女要结账时 她把她人连同东西推倒在地

You're asking for it really.Thanks for sending those in，and if you have a police report that you think I should have a see,send it to me.We'll be right back. 你可真是自找苦吃 谢谢吧这些报道发给我 如果你也有值得我一看的警方报告 请寄给我 不要走开 马上回来

1 squirrel   

n.松鼠，松鼠的毛皮；vt.贮藏以备用

参考例句：

• The squirrel makes a store of nuts for the winter.松鼠贮藏坚果以备过冬。
• A squirrel hoards nuts for the winter.松鼠为过冬贮藏坚果。

2 depot   

n.仓库，储藏处；公共汽车站；火车站

参考例句：

• The depot is only a few blocks from here.公共汽车站离这儿只有几个街区。
• They leased the building as a depot.他们租用这栋大楼作仓库。

3 shoving   

推，猛推，乱推( shove的现在分词 )； 乱放； 随便放； 胡乱丢

参考例句：

• The crowd was pushing and shoving to get a better view. 人们挤来挤去，想看得清楚点儿。
• Everybody was pushing and shoving towards the exit. 大家都在推推搡搡向出口挤去。

4 checkout   

n.（超市等）收银台，付款处

参考例句：

• Could you pay at the checkout.你能在结帐处付款吗。
• A man was wheeling his shopping trolley to the checkout.一个男人正推着购物车向付款台走去。

5 tackled   

解决( tackle的过去式和过去分词 )； 应付； 与某人交涉； 向某人提起（问题或困难情况）

参考例句：

• The robber tried to run away but a man tackled him. 强盗企图逃跑，但一个人把他抓住了。
• The policeman tackled the thief. 警察捕捉小偷。