艾伦脱口秀第395期:非常有趣的产品

 And me for the outside,what you wanna do is you want the vitamin C and the anti-oxidants help the skin as well, 我就是外在美 你需要做的就是 让维生素C和抗氧化剂滋润你的皮肤

So what I did,Ellen,is I got a little bit of kiwi,put in one kiwi, 所以我要做的是弄一点猕猴桃 加一个猕猴桃

A little bit of orange juice,who doesn't have orange juice?who doesn't, 再加点橙汁 谁家没有橙汁啊 是啊 谁家没有啊

Have you had any today?I have.Ok,you should. 你今天有喝橙汁吗 有喝 非常好

And a little bit of olive¹ oil,and then just a tiny little bit of soy yogurt or regular yogurt,whatever, 再加点橄榄油 最后加点豆类酸奶 或者一般的酸奶 都行

And I mix these together,And then what you wanna do,isn't that pretty? 然后我来搅拌一下 你要你的是 这个是不是很好看啊

That's beautiful,And then,you probably don't want it,no?I'm gonna let you do it,Ok,go ahead. 确实很漂亮 你可能不想弄点吧 还是你来吧 好的 继续

So you know what you do?You guys just take a little bit of this and you lay it on your face, 然后你要做的就是 用手蘸一点 然后抹到脸上

And it sounded even all that messy,and it smells,just smell me.I can't smell anything.Oh,sorry,I don't know. 看起来有点脏脏的 但是闻起来 闻闻看 什么都闻不到 哦 不好意思

Ok,and then you just put it on your face,you guys.And whaet you wanna do is just leave this on a thin layer,Ellen.For about,till it dries,like ten minutes. 大家只要将其涂抹在脸上 接下来要做的就是 涂薄薄的一层 大概等十分钟左右就干了

Till it dries,and then you just peel it off,and you are gonna be.It peels off? 等它干 然后把它揭下来 然后你就会 可以揭下来吗

Well,you know it dries,so I can peel it.You don't do a washing thing?Yeah,I do a wash.Okay,all right. 干了后可以揭下来 你不用洗吗 要洗啊 好吧

So there you go.Now,you know what,Ellen.This helps get rid of wrinkles³ on the face, 就这样了 现在了 Ellen你知道吗 这个东西会帮助你除去你脸上的皱纹

But guess what,we get wrinkles,sometimes,ladies.Do you know what I'm talking about?Right there,yeah.Yeah,right there,you know. 但是我们女士有时候某些地方也会起皱纹 你知道我的意思 就是这里 没错 对 就这里

So，guess what?I found this really fun product,and I wanted to bring it to you,Ellen.Okay. 所以 你们猜 我发现了这个非常有趣的产品 我想带给你看下 好的

It is called the La Decolette.La Decollette?Yeah,don't you like it? 它叫La Decolette 叫La Decollette吗 是的 你喜欢吗

And what this is,would you just hook⁴ me in the back?What this is,ladies,it's a bra. 可以帮我把后面扣起来吗 女士们 这个就是一个胸罩

And men,and men.It's a bra,you guys,to not get that wrinkle² right down here,Feel me right here. 并且 男同胞们 这个胸罩 是可以除去胸部的皱纹的 感受下

1 olive   

n.橄榄，橄榄树，橄榄色；adj.黄绿色的，黄褐色的，橄榄色的

参考例句：

• Have you eaten a kind of fruit called olive?你吃过橄榄这种水果吗？
• She likes olive because It'symbolizes peace.她喜欢橄榄色因为它象征着和平。

2 wrinkle   

n.皱纹；vi.（使）起皱纹，皱眉；vt.使起皱纹

参考例句：

• This pair of pants does not wrinkle.这条裤子不会皱。
• Too much sunbathing will wrinkle your skin.皮肤晒得过分就能起皱纹。

3 wrinkles   

n.（尤指皮肤上的）皱纹( wrinkle的名词复数 )；皱褶；有用的建议；妙计v.使起皱纹( wrinkle的第三人称单数 )；（尤指皮肤）起皱纹

参考例句：

• There were fine wrinkles around her eyes. 她眼角上出现了鱼尾纹。
• His face was lined with wrinkles. 他的脸上都是皱纹。 来自《简明英汉词典》

4 hook   

vt.钩住；n.钩子，钩状物

参考例句：

• The blacksmith forged a bar of iron into a hook.铁匠把一根铁条锻造成一个钩子。
• He hangs up his scarf on the hook behind the door.他把围巾挂在门后的衣钩上。