访谈录 2009-12-06&12-09 "布朗、卡梅隆议会激辩"外传

Your mom is so stupid. She locked herself in the motorcycle. I kicked her out.

How get-out! How get-out! How get-out!

Your mom is so fat. All of her relationships are long distance.

Those jeans are looser in your mom. I know, I've warned your mom.

Your breast is so bad. Your hair is curling away from your face.

Er...that's not true. My hair was straight till I saw your mum naked.

Your house is so old. You ain't have electricity, your mother stands outside with a key connected to a kite. (joking with Benjamin Franklin)

Yeah, yeah... You know what, you know what. Unlike Rosa Parks(an African Americancivil rightsactivist whom the U.S. Congress later called the "Mother of the Modern-Day Civil Rights Movement.", sources from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_Parks), you mum loused it in the back of the bus. (This is a very dirty, very vulgar joke. it is related to sex and racisim. louse has the meaning of bungling¹ or screwing up.)

Oh,my god! Louse in the back of bus is f*king awesome²!(well i don't think so...)

1 bungling   

adj.笨拙的，粗劣的v.搞糟，完不成( bungle的现在分词 )；笨手笨脚地做；失败；完不成

参考例句：

• You can't do a thing without bungling it. 你做事总是笨手笨脚。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• 'Enough, too,' retorted George. 'We'll all swing and sundry for your bungling.' “还不够吗？”乔治反问道，“就因为你乱指挥，我们都得荡秋千，被日头晒干。” 来自英汉文学 - 金银岛

2 awesome   

adj.令人惊叹的，难得吓人的，很好的

参考例句：

• The church in Ireland has always exercised an awesome power.爱尔兰的教堂一直掌握着令人敬畏的权力。
• That new white convertible is totally awesome.那辆新的白色折篷汽车简直棒极了.