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(单词翻译:双击或拖选)
Ok, here is the clinic for you guys out there on the “Dos and Don’ts” of finding emotional joy and carnal fulfillment in its most primitive1 form, if you get my drift.
This male wildebeest dashes up to this herd2 of females, oblivious3 to the fact that other wildebeest males consider him about as welcome as a plague of locusts4. See? You can't just move in on another guy's turf without getting, you know, clipped. But of course, our hero doesn't get the message, and doesn't stop trying to conjugate5 the verb. He humps, they dump. (Of) Course, he leaps to his feet, as if to say "Huh, yeah, I meant to do that. No problem. It's under control. I'm cool." "Yeah, right. "
The male springbok antelope6, however, has it all worked out. His mating strategy is to gently touch flanks of the female as a way of asking if she wants to do what comes naturally. If we could put words to his actions:
"Ok, are you ready? Ah em, no? Ok, how about now? That's been five seconds. Ok, um, how about now? Now? Is now OK? Ok, how about now? Ok, I'm gonna take that for a yes. That, well,ok... Oops. Huh hem7, wait a minute, it's ... Ok, standing8 still can also be a signal, so uh... Yeah, you know, I'd better go back to that leg thing."
In case you wonder just how primal9 the lust10 for the female really is, consider these two male lions. Pals11, hunting partners. You know, they're classic best buds, nothing can come between them. That is until this Venus of the veldt. This leonine, a bit of feminine flush struts12 her stuff before the two of them. And then...
Years of brotherly comradery torn asunder13 in seconds, slaughtered14 by Cupid's bow. The loser slinks away to lick his wounds. He's lost the girl and his best friend. Eh, but wait a minute. Haho, another female! No, she is just here to toss another shovelful15 of dirt on the coffin16. Some days, you just can't win for losing.
Vocabulary Mix:
drift: General meaning or purport17; tenor18. 大意:大致的意思或要旨;目的.
wildebeest: Either of two large African antelopes(Connochaetes gnou or C. taurinus) having a drooping19 mane and beard, a long tufted tail, and curved horns in both sexes.牛羚,角马:两种非常大的非洲羚羊之一(角马属 白尾角马 或 角马属 斑纹角马) 属,有飘垂的鬃须,长而成簇的尾,雌雄性皆有弯角
springbok: A small brown and white gazelle(Antidorcas marsupialis) of southern Africa, noted20 for its habit of repeatedly leaping high into the air when startled. 小瞪羚:一种产于非洲南部小的棕白色瞪羚(跳羚 瞪羚属) ,因受惊时习惯性地反复跃入空中而闻名
1 primitive | |
adj.原始的;简单的;n.原(始)人,原始事物 | |
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n.兽群,牧群;vt.使集中,把…赶在一起 | |
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adj.易忘的,遗忘的,忘却的,健忘的 | |
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n.蝗虫( locust的名词复数 );贪吃的人;破坏者;槐树 | |
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vt.使成对,使结合;adj.共轭的,成对的 | |
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n.羚羊;羚羊皮 | |
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7 hem | |
n.贴边,镶边;vt.缝贴边;(in)包围,限制 | |
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n.持续,地位;adj.永久的,不动的,直立的,不流动的 | |
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10 lust | |
n.性(淫)欲;渴(欲)望;vi.对…有强烈的欲望 | |
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11 pals | |
n.朋友( pal的名词复数 );老兄;小子;(对男子的不友好的称呼)家伙 | |
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12 struts | |
(框架的)支杆( strut的名词复数 ); 支柱; 趾高气扬的步态; (尤指跳舞或表演时)卖弄 | |
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adj.分离的,化为碎片 | |
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14 slaughtered | |
v.屠杀,杀戮,屠宰( slaughter的过去式和过去分词 ) | |
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15 shovelful | |
n.一铁铲 | |
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17 purport | |
n.意义,要旨,大要;v.意味著,做为...要旨,要领是... | |
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n.男高音(歌手),次中音(乐器),要旨,大意 | |
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adj. 下垂的,无力的 动词droop的现在分词 | |
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