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Things My Mother Taught Me
------Anonymous
My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me religion:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about time travel:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
"Because I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me foresight2:
"Be sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM contortion3:
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about stamina4:
"You'll sit there'til all that spinach5 is finished."
My mother taught me about weather:
"It looks as if a tornado6 swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve physics problems:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"
My mother taught me about envy:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
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母亲教我如何珍惜他人辛苦劳动:
“如果你们要打架,到外边打去——我刚整理好房间!”
母亲教我什么是宗教:
“你最好祈祷那个东西能从地毯下冒出来。”
母亲教我什么是时间旅行:
“你要是不改,我把你一把推到下周三!”(意为:不让过周末。)
母亲教我什么是逻辑:
“为什么?因为我就是这么说的!”
母亲教我什么是远见:
“一定要穿干净内衣,以防万一你遇到事故。”
母亲教我什么是柔体杂技:
“你能不能看看你脖子后面的泥!”
母亲教我什么是耐力:
“坐在那儿,直到把所有的菠菜吃完。”
母亲教我如何识天气:
“好像有龙卷风席卷过你的房间。”
母亲教我如何解决物理学问题:
“如果我高声叫喊,是因为我看见有一颗流星正朝你俯冲而来,那你会不会听我的话?”
母亲教我什么是嫉妒:
“这世界上有数百万不幸的孩子,他们可没有你这么好的父母。”
1 logic | |
n.逻辑(学);逻辑性 | |
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2 foresight | |
n.先见之明,深谋远虑 | |
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3 contortion | |
n.扭弯,扭歪,曲解 | |
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4 stamina | |
n.体力;精力;耐力 | |
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5 spinach | |
n.菠菜 | |
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6 tornado | |
n.飓风,龙卷风 | |
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