英语笑话：English Joke - School Teacher's Note

An elementary¹ school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.

"If you promise² not to believe³ everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.

1 elementary   

adj.初等的；初级的；初步的

参考例句：

• What were you like in elementary school? 你在小学是什么样的？
• This is an elementary question.这是一个基本的问题。

2 promise   

n.诺言，约定，希望；v.允诺，约定，预示

参考例句：

• I didn't make any promise.我没有作出任何承诺。
• His promise is a big lie.他的许诺是大谎言。

3 believe   

v.相信；认为

参考例句：

• Believe it or not,that's the way it is.信不信由你，反正事情就是这样。
• I believe what you say.我相信你的话。