英语笑话：eating grass 吃草

eating grass

A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, "Damn¹, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me，too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

Notes:
1. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"
15分钟过后，男人起身并说道：“该死！真希望我有手电筒！”

“Damn!”和“Damn it!”是对自已所面临的状况所发出的感叹；“Danm you!”就是在骂别人“你该死！你混账！”；而 “God damn you!”则是很粗俗的用法。

2. The woman says, "Me，too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
女人说：“我也希望，在过去的10分钟里，你一直在吃草!”

1 damn   

int.该死，他妈的；vt.指责，贬斥，诅咒

参考例句：

• Damn this useless typewriter!这台破打字机真该死！
• I knew damn well what he was going to say.我非常清楚他要说什么。