英语笑话听力+文本：班级、情人和蠢驴

[00:11.82]Class, Lass and Ass¹
[00:19.09]班级、情人和蠢驴
[00:21.75]Professor Tom was going to meet his students
[00:26.07]on the next day,
[00:27.62] so he wrote some words on the blackboard
[00:29.07]which read as follows:
[00:30.49] "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."
[00:33.50]A student,
[00:34.82]seeing his chance to display his sense of humor
[00:37.45]after reading the notice,
[00:38.71]walked up and erased² the "c"
[00:40.98]in the word "class."
[00:42.71]The Professor noticing the laughter,
[00:44.88]wheeled around, walked back,
[00:47.00]looked at the student,
[00:48.26]then at the notice with the "c" erased
[00:50.94]--calmly walked up and erased
[00:52.88]the "l" in "lass",
[00:54.31]looked at the flabbergasted student
[00:56.70]and proceeded on his way.
[01:00.68]中文大意
[01:34.94]语言点
[01:36.70]erased the "c" in the word "class"
[01:38.25]class
[01:41.88][c
[01:48.02]lass
[01:49.12]姑娘，年轻女孩
[01:50.35]情人，情妇
[01:59.07]erased the "l" in "lass"
[02:01.08]lass
[02:04.57]l
[02:05.81][ass
[02:09.29]驴，傻人，笨蛋
[02:17.44]flabbergasted
[02:20.38]使大吃一惊, 使目瞪口呆
[02:23.50]flabbergasted
[02:25.79]I was absolutely flabbergasted
[02:33.91]when she told me the price.

1 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。

2 erased   

v.擦掉( erase的过去式和过去分词 )；抹去；清除

参考例句：

• He erased the wrong answer and wrote in the right one. 他擦去了错误答案，写上了正确答案。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• He removed the dogmatism from politics; he erased the party line. 他根除了政治中的教条主义，消除了政党界限。 来自《简明英汉词典》