英语笑话听力+文本：What is the bad news?坏消息呢

A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results. "Well Mr. Jones, I have some good news & some bad news for you. The good news is that you have only 24hrs to live. "That's the good news?" wails¹ Jones, "What is the bad news?" The Doctor gives a sheepish grin and says, "I should have told you yesterday!!!"

小伙子去医院询问诊断结果。“琼斯先生，我要告诉你一个好消息和一个坏消息，好消息是你只能活24小时了。”“这是好消息？”琼斯惨叫了一声，“那么坏消息呢？”医生苦笑一声：“我应该昨天告诉你这些的。”

1 wails   

痛哭，哭声( wail的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• The child burst into loud wails. 那个孩子突然大哭起来。
• Through this glaciated silence the white wails of the apartment fixed arbitrary planes. 在这冰封似的沉寂中，公寓的白色墙壁构成了一个个任意的平面。 来自英汉非文学 - 科幻