第597期:听到这些英文神回复, 忍不住发出了杠铃般的笑声

 这些搞笑的神回复说成英语，你还能认出它们吗？

做这期节目的时候，我的笑声响彻云霄，请原谅我的笑点太低。这些神回复的脑回路已经超出了天际，但如果将这些回复换成英文，你可以感受下，还能听出它们吗？

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Amputation¹ n. 切断, (医)截肢
Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
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中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？
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What animals on earth cannot swim?
Your wife and your mother.
问世上不会游泳的动物是？
媳妇和妈。
What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
Next!
如果被车撞飞，爬起来之后说什么最帅？
下一辆！
By what means² can I lose 20 kilograms³ in a month?
Amputation.
如何一个月减肥40斤？
截肢
I wanna keep a parrot as pet. What would be cool to teach it to say?
Help! They've turned me into a parrot!
想养一只鹦鹉，教它说一些什么话好？
救命，我被变成鹦鹉了！

1 amputation   

n.截肢

参考例句：

• In ancient India,adultery was punished by amputation of the nose.在古代印度，通奸要受到剖鼻的处罚。
• He lived only hours after the amputation.截肢后，他只活了几个小时。

2 means   

n.方法，手段，折中点，物质财富

参考例句：

• That man used artful means to find out secrets.那人使用狡猾的手段获取机密。
• We must get it done by some means or other.我们总得想办法把它干完。

3 kilograms   

n.千克( kilogram的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• 2 kilograms of rice 2公斤大米
• Every tonne of coal contains,on average,30 kilograms of nitrogen. 每吨煤平均含30公斤氮。 来自《简明英汉词典》