第739期:最能戳中猫奴的笑话-猫言猫语, 让你笑个不停

Most humans don't like going to the doctor and cats don't like going to the vet¹. Additionally, humans don't like taking their pets to the vet because they have to fight to get them in the car or it means something is wrong, but some vet clinics are trying to lighten up these visits with comedy.

大多数人不喜欢去看医生，而猫不喜欢去看兽医。此外，人类不喜欢带他们的宠物去兽医，因为光是把他们带进车里就很费劲了，而且去医院意味着宠物出了问题。但是一些兽医诊所正试图通过一些幽默的语言来减轻这些。

New Words:

veterinary adj.兽医的; n.兽医;

Let the cat out of the bag (无意中) 泄露秘密; 说漏嘴;

martial² art n.武术;

worship n. (对上帝或神的) 崇拜，敬仰，礼拜; v.崇敬，崇拜；

What is a cat's favorite color?

猫最喜欢什么颜色？

Purrrrple

紫紫紫紫紫色

Letting the cat out of the bag is easier than putting it back in.

把猫从袋子里放出来比放回去容易。

Cat‘s ears are built to allow the human voice to go in one ear& out the other.

猫的耳朵是为了让人的声音从一只耳朵进从另一只耳朵出

Bathing cats is a martial art.

洗澡猫是一门武术。

In ancient times cats were worshipped, they have not forgotten.

在古代猫是被崇拜的，他们没有忘记。

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

狗有主人。猫有员工。

1 vet   

n.兽医，退役军人；vt.检查

参考例句：

• I took my dog to the vet.我把狗带到兽医诊所看病。
• Someone should vet this report before it goes out.这篇报道发表之前应该有人对它进行详查。

2 martial   

adj.战争的，军事的，尚武的，威武的

参考例句：

• The sound of martial music is always inspiring.军乐声总是鼓舞人心的。
• The officer was convicted of desertion at a court martial.这名军官在军事法庭上被判犯了擅离职守罪。