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So Emily called last night.

艾蜜莉昨晚打电话来

And now you're giving me the message?

你现在才转告我？

Turns out that Emily is just crazy about Susan.

结果艾蜜莉爱死苏珊了

They're going to the theater together.

她们一起去看戏

They're going to dinner.

她们一起吃晚饭

They're going horseback riding!

她们一起去骑马

God,Susan is so fun!

苏珊真会玩

Look,this is just a little too familiar.

这个情节太熟悉了一点

For six months before Carol and I split¹ up...

我和卡萝分手前整整半年

...all I heard was, "My friend Susan is so smart.

我整天只听到 “我朋友苏珊好聪明”

My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."

“我朋友苏珊好风趣” “我朋友苏珊好棒”

You think something could happen between Emily and Susan?

你觉得艾蜜莉和苏珊 会擦出火花？

Hey,they're going to the gym together!

她们一起上健身房耶

Two women...

两个女人…

...stretching! ...

劈腿拉筋

They take a steam,things get playful. Didn't you see Personal Best?

她们洗蒸汽浴，开始互相逗弄 你们没看过“登峰造极”吗？

No,but I'm gonna!

没，但我一定要看

Hi! You're crazy.

先生，你疯了

Emily is straight.

艾蜜莉是异性恋

How do you know? We thought Carol was straight.

你怎么知道？ 我们原先也以为卡萝是异性恋

Yeah,definitely. I don't like the name Ross.

我肯定不喜欢罗斯这个名字

What a weird² way to kick me when I'm down!

你落井下石的方式还真怪

No,I meant for the baby.

我是说宝宝的名字

What's wrong with Ross?

罗斯有什么不好？

Something like this would never happen to The Hulk,you know.

绿巨人就不会遇上这种事

That's not true.

谁说的

In The Incredible³ Hulk,number 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found....

“绿巨人”第72集里 布鲁斯班纳博士发现…

You know.... Never mind. My girlfriend's a lesbian.

不重要，我女朋友是同性恋

1 split   

n.劈开，裂片，裂口；adj.分散的；v.分离，分开，劈开

参考例句：

• Who told you that Mary and I had split up?谁告诉你玛丽和我已经离婚了？
• The teacher split the class up into six groups.老师把班级分成6个小组。

2 weird   

adj.古怪的，离奇的；怪诞的，神秘而可怕的

参考例句：

• From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来，他好像有点怪。
• His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。

3 incredible   

adj.难以置信的，不可信的，极好的，大量的

参考例句：

• Some planets run at incredible speed.某些星球以难以置信的速度运行着。
• Her answer showed the most incredible stupidity.她的回答显示出不可思议的愚蠢。