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美国国家公共电台 NPR A Holiday Tradition: David Sedaris Reads 'Santaland Diaries'

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STEVE INSKEEP, HOST: 

If you think you're stressed out during the holidays, try being one of Santa's helpers. Before he became a best-selling writer and humorist, David Sedaris tried. He worked as a department store elf. Turns out that being surrounded by kids and tinsel and merriment is not all that fun, or at least it wasn't for him. Fortunately for us though, Sedaris wrote about his experience in somewhat fanciful stories called the "Santaland Diaries." So here, once again, is our MORNING EDITION holiday tradition - David Sedaris as Crumpet the Elf.

(SOUNDBITE OF ESSAY, "SANTALAND DIARIES")

DAVID SEDARIS: (Reading, as Crumpet the Elf) I wear green velvet1 knickers, a forest green velvet smock in a perky little hat decorated with spangles. This is my work uniform.

(SOUNDBITE OF BOOKER T AND THE M.G.'S' "MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY")

SEDARIS: (Reading, as Crumpet the Elf) I have spent the last several days sitting in a crowded, windowless Macy's classroom undergoing the first phases of elf training. You can be an entrance elf, a water cooler elf, a bridge elf, train elf, maze2 elf, island elf, magic window elf, usher3 elf, cash register elf or exit elf. We were given a demonstration4 of various positions and action, acted out by returning elves who were so onstage and goofy that it made me a little sick to my stomach. I don't know that I can look anyone in the eye and exclaim, oh, my goodness, I think I see Santa or, can you close your eyes and make a very special Christmas wish? Everything these elves say seems to have an exclamation5 point on the end of it. It makes one's mouth hurt to speak with such forced merriment. It embarrasses me to hear people talk this way. I think I'll be a low key sort of elf.

Twenty-two thousand people came to see Santa today, and not all of them were well-behaved. Today I witnessed fistfights and vomiting6 and magnificent tantrums. The back hallway was jammed with people. There was a line for Santa and a line for the women's bathroom. And one woman, after asking me a thousand questions already, asked which is the line for the women's bathroom? And I shouted that I thought it was the line with all the women in it. And she said, I'm going to have you fired. I had two people say that to me today - I'm going to have you fired. Go ahead, be my guest. I'm wearing a green velvet costume. It doesn't get any worse than this. Who do these people think they are? I'm going to have you fired. And I want to lean over and say, I'm going to have you killed.

(SOUNDBITE OF BOOKER T AND THE M.G.'S' "MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY")

SEDARIS: (Reading, as Crumpet the Elf) The overall cutest elf is a fella from Queens named Richie (ph). His elf name is Snowball and tends to ham it up with the children, sometimes tumbling down the path to Santa's house. I generally gag when elves get that cute but Snowball is hands-down adorable. You want to put him in your pocket. Yesterday, Snowball and I worked as Santa elves and I got excited when he started saying things like, I'd follow you to Santa's house any day, Crumpet. It made me dizzy, this flirtation7. By mid-afternoon I was running into walls. By late afternoon, Snowball had cooled down. By the end of our shift, we were in the bathroom changing our clothes and all of a sudden we were surrounded by five Santas and three other elves. All of them were guys that Snowball had been flirting8 with. Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas.

(SOUNDBITE OF BOOKER T AND THE M.G.'S' "MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY")

SEDARIS: (Reading, as Crumpet the Elf) This morning I worked as an exit elf, telling people in a loud voice, this way out of Santaland. A woman was standing9 at one of the cash registers paying for her pictures while her son lay beneath her kicking and heaving, having a tantrum. The woman said, Riley (ph), if you don't start behaving yourself, Santa's not going to bring you any of those toys you asked for. The child said, he is too going to bring me toys, liar10. He already told me. The woman grabbed my arm and said, you there, elf, tell Riley here that if he doesn't start behaving immediately then Santa's going to change his mind and bring him coal for Christmas.

I said that Santa changed his policy and no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad, he comes to your house and steals things. I told Riley that if he didn't behave himself, Santa was going to take away his TV and all his electrical appliances and leave him in the dark. The woman got a worried look on her face and said, all right, that's enough. I said he's going to take your car and your furniture and all of your towels and blankets and leave you with nothing. The mother said, no, that's enough, really.

(SOUNDBITE OF VINCE GUARALDI TRIO'S "O TANNENBAUM")

SEDARIS: (Reading, as Crumpet the Elf) This afternoon I was stuck being photo elf for Santa Santa. Santa Santa has an elaborate little act for the children. He'll talk to them and give a hearty11 chuckle12 and ring his bells and then he asks them to name their favorite Christmas carol. Santa then asks if they'll sing it for him. The children are shy and don't want to sing out loud, so Santa Santa says, oh, little elf, little elf, help young Brenda (ph) here sing that favorite carol of hers.

Late in the afternoon, a child said she didn't know what her favorite Christmas carol was. Santa Santa suggested "Away In A Manger." The girl agreed to it but didn't want to sing because she didn't know the words. Santa Santa said, oh little elf, little elf, come sing "Away In The Manger" for us. It didn't seem fair that I should have to solo, so I sang it the way Billie Holiday might have sang if she'd put out a Christmas album.

(Singing) Away in a manger, no crib for a bed. The little Lord Jesus laid down his sweet head.

Santa Santa did not allow me to finish.

(SOUNDBITE OF VINCE GUARALDI TRIO'S "O TANNENBAUM")

SEDARIS: (Reading, as Crumpet the Elf) This evening, I was sent to be a photo elf. Once a child starts crying, it's all over. The parents had planned to send these pictures as cards or store them away until the child is grown and can lie, claiming to remember the experience. Tonight I saw a woman slap and shake her crying child. She yelled, Rachel (ph), get on that man's lap and smile or I'll give you something to cry about. Then she sat Rachel on Santa's lap and I took the picture. Which supposedly means on paper that everything is exactly the way it's supposed to be, that everything is snowy and wonderful. It's not about the child or Santa or Christmas or anything, but the parent's idea of a world they cannot make work for them.

(SOUNDBITE OF MUSIC)

INSKEEP: You know, everything is as it is supposed to be when we hear David Sedaris reading from his "Santaland Diaries."


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1 velvet 5gqyO     
n.丝绒,天鹅绒;adj.丝绒制的,柔软的
参考例句:
  • This material feels like velvet.这料子摸起来像丝绒。
  • The new settlers wore the finest silk and velvet clothing.新来的移民穿着最华丽的丝绸和天鹅绒衣服。
2 maze F76ze     
n.迷宫,八阵图,混乱,迷惑
参考例句:
  • He found his way through the complex maze of corridors.他穿过了迷宮一样的走廊。
  • She was lost in the maze for several hours.一连几小时,她的头脑处于一片糊涂状态。
3 usher sK2zJ     
n.带位员,招待员;vt.引导,护送;vi.做招待,担任引座员
参考例句:
  • The usher seated us in the front row.引座员让我们在前排就座。
  • They were quickly ushered away.他们被迅速领开。
4 demonstration 9waxo     
n.表明,示范,论证,示威
参考例句:
  • His new book is a demonstration of his patriotism.他写的新书是他的爱国精神的证明。
  • He gave a demonstration of the new technique then and there.他当场表演了这种新的操作方法。
5 exclamation onBxZ     
n.感叹号,惊呼,惊叹词
参考例句:
  • He could not restrain an exclamation of approval.他禁不住喝一声采。
  • The author used three exclamation marks at the end of the last sentence to wake up the readers.作者在文章的最后一句连用了三个惊叹号,以引起读者的注意。
6 vomiting 7ed7266d85c55ba00ffa41473cf6744f     
参考例句:
  • Symptoms include diarrhoea and vomiting. 症状有腹泻和呕吐。
  • Especially when I feel seasick, I can't stand watching someone else vomiting." 尤其晕船的时候,看不得人家呕。”
7 flirtation 2164535d978e5272e6ed1b033acfb7d9     
n.调情,调戏,挑逗
参考例句:
  • a brief and unsuccessful flirtation with the property market 对房地产市场一时兴起、并不成功的介入
  • At recess Tom continued his flirtation with Amy with jubilant self-satisfaction. 课间休息的时候,汤姆继续和艾美逗乐,一副得意洋洋、心满意足的样子。 来自英汉文学 - 汤姆历险
8 flirting 59b9eafa5141c6045fb029234a60fdae     
v.调情,打情骂俏( flirt的现在分词 )
参考例句:
  • Don't take her too seriously; she's only flirting with you. 别把她太当真,她只不过是在和你调情罢了。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
  • 'she's always flirting with that new fellow Tseng!" “她还同新来厂里那个姓曾的吊膀子! 来自子夜部分
9 standing 2hCzgo     
n.持续,地位;adj.永久的,不动的,直立的,不流动的
参考例句:
  • After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
  • They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。
10 liar V1ixD     
n.说谎的人
参考例句:
  • I know you for a thief and a liar!我算认识你了,一个又偷又骗的家伙!
  • She was wrongly labelled a liar.她被错误地扣上说谎者的帽子。
11 hearty Od1zn     
adj.热情友好的;衷心的;尽情的,纵情的
参考例句:
  • After work they made a hearty meal in the worker's canteen.工作完了,他们在工人食堂饱餐了一顿。
  • We accorded him a hearty welcome.我们给他热忱的欢迎。
12 chuckle Tr1zZ     
vi./n.轻声笑,咯咯笑
参考例句:
  • He shook his head with a soft chuckle.他轻轻地笑着摇了摇头。
  • I couldn't suppress a soft chuckle at the thought of it.想到这个,我忍不住轻轻地笑起来。
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