生活大爆炸第一季第十五集_3：The Pork Chop

 　　-Sheldon: This has nothing to do with religion. This has to do with the fact that you're a tiny, tiny man who still lives with his mother.

　　这和信仰没有关系。问题在于你是个很小很小的，仍然和妈妈住在一起的男人

　　-Leonard: Sheldon, you are really being unreasonable¹.

　　Unreasonable: 不合理的

　　Sheldon你真的越来越不可理喻了。

　　-Sheldon: Am I?

　　是么

　　Here, eat this cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister.

　　fart: 放屁

　　拿着，吃了这片奶酪。要是你不放屁，就可以和我妹妹睡。

　　-Missy: Oh, really?

　　真的么？

　　-Sheldon: Oops.

　　啊噢。

　　-Missy: Shelly, can I speak to you for a minute? Alone.

　　Shelly我能和你谈一会儿么? 单独。

　　-Sheldon: Why does everyone suddenly want to talk to me alone?

　　suddenly: 突然

　　为何突然每个人都想跟我单独谈话?

　　Usually nobody wants to be alone with me.

　　通常没人愿意和我单独相处的。

　　-Leonard: We all make mistakes. Let's move on.

　　move on.: 继续前进

　　我们都会犯错。向前看。

　　-Missy: Okay, I'm not even going to ask why you're pimping me out for cheese.

　　pimp: 拉皮条

　　我甚至不准备问你为何一块奶酪就把我给卖了

　　But since when do you care at all about who I sleep with?

　　但你从啥时起在意我跟谁睡了?

　　-Sheldon: Well, truthfully, I've never given it any thought, but it has been pointed² out to me that you carry DNA³ of great potential.

　　point out: 指出 great potential: 巨大的潜力

　　说实话，我从来没想过，但有人向我指出你带着潜能无限的DNA。

　　-Missy: What on earth are You talking about?

　　on earth: 究竟

　　你到底在说什么?

　　-Sheldon: Let me explain.

　　让我解释给你听。

　　You see, I'm a superior genetic⁴ mutation⁵, uh, an improvement on the existing mediocre⁶ stock.

　　genetic mutation: 基因突变 mediocre: 平凡的 stock: 血统

　　你瞧，我是一个高级的遗传突变，啊，是现存的平凡血统的一种进步。

　　-Missy: And what do you mean, "mediocre stock"?

　　你说"平凡血统"是什么意思?

　　-Sheldon: That would be you.

　　那是说你。

　　But residing within you, is the potential for another me.

　　reside: 居留

　　但在你体内居住的，可能会是另一个我。

　　Perhaps even taller, smarter, and less prone⁷ to freckling⁸, a Sheldon 2.0, if you will.

　　prone to: 倾于

　　可能还会更高更聪明还会少长点雀斑。一个Sheldon 2.0，如果你愿意这么叫的话。

　　-Missy: Sheldon 2.0?

　　Sheldon 2.0?

　　-Sheldon: Exactly. Now, I am not saying that I should be the sole decider of who you mate with.

　　sole: 单独的

　　正是。现在我不是说我是唯一能决定你的伴侣的人。

　　If you're not attracted to the suitor, then the likelihood of conception will be reduced.

　　suitor: 求婚者 likelihood: 可能性 conception: 怀孕

　　还取决于你对求偶者的吸引力，否则受孕的可能就会大大降低。

　　-Missy: You have got to be kidding me.

　　你在开玩笑吧。

　　-Sheldon: Not at all.

　　绝对不是。

　　Frequent coitus dramatically increases the odds⁹ of fertilization.

　　coitus: 性交 odds: 机率 fertilization: 受精

　　频繁的性交会使受精的机率直线提升。

　　-Missy: Okay, Shelly, sit down.

　　好吧，Shelly，坐下。

　　Now I've lived my whole life dealing¹⁰ with the fact that my twin brother is, as Mom puts it, "one of God's special, little people."

　　deal with: 面对

　　如今我这一生都得接受一个事实，就是我的双胞胎哥哥，用妈妈的话说是一个天赐的特殊的小人儿。

　　-Sheldon: I always thought I was more like a cuckoo bird.

　　cuckoo bird: 杜鹃

　　我一直觉得我更像一只杜鹃。

　　You know, a superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds.

　　superior : 高等的 creature: 生物 nest: 巢

　　你知道的把蛋下在普通鸟巢里的一种更高等的生物。

　　Of course, the newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food, leaving the ordinary siblings¹¹ to starve to death.

　　hatch: 孵化 siblings: 同科 starve to death: 饿死

　　当然，新生的杜鹃把所有的食物都吃掉了，它那些平凡的同胞只能饿死。

　　Luckily for you, that's where the metaphor¹² ended.

　　metaphor: 比喻

　　对你来说很幸运，比喻到此就已经结束了。

　　-Missy: I thought it ended at "cuckoo."

　　我以为它在 "杜鹃" 那里就结束了

　　You listen to me.

　　你听我说。

　　If you want to start acting¹³ like a brother who cares about me, then terrific.

　　如果你想要开始像个哥哥那样关心我，那很棒。

　　Bring it on.

　　bring it on: 【尽管来吧】

　　尽管来吧

　　But you try one time to tell me who I should be sleeping with, and you and I are going to go round and round the way we did when we were little.

　　go round and round: 旋转

　　但你敢尝试指点我该跟谁睡，那我们就得一次次地重复我们小的时候干的事。

　　Remember?

　　记得么？

　　-Sheldon: I have an alternate proposal.

　　alternate: 交替的 proposal: 提议

　　我有另一个提议。

　　-Missy: Go on.

　　你说。

　　-Sheldon: You donate eggs. We will place them in cryogenic storage.

　　donate: 捐赠 eggs: 卵子 cryogenic storage: 低温冰箱

　　你提供卵子。我们把它放在低温冰箱里面。

　　I will find an appropriate sperm¹⁴ donor¹⁵ for your eggs, have them fertilized¹⁶ and implanted in you.

　　sperm donor: 精子供体 fertilized: 受精的 implant¹⁷: 移植

　　我会为你的卵子找到一个合适的精子供体，让他们受精，然后植入你的体内。

　　That way, everybody wins.

　　那样的话，就双赢了。

　　Correction.

　　更正。

　　Missy can date whoever she wants.

　　Missy想和谁约会都可以。

　　-Howard: Look, we have to settle this.

　　听着，我们必须解决这个问题。

　　-Leonard: I agree.

　　我同意。

　　Sheldon's sister is hiding at Penny's because we've all been hitting on her at the same time.

　　Sheldon的妹妹一直躲在Penny家是因为我们在同时追求她。

　　-Rajesh: She's not hiding.

　　她才没躲。

　　She need privacy to call her grand mother who's apparently¹⁸ very sick.

　　privacy: 隐私

　　她需要私人空间去给她病重的奶奶打电话。

　　Oh, and then I believe she has to wash her hair.

　　所以我觉得她是想洗头了。

　　-Howard: Oh, you poor, deluded²⁰ bastard²¹.

　　delude¹⁹: 迷惑 bastard: 私生子

　　你这个可怜的幻想狂。

　　-Rajesh: Don't start with me, dude.

　　start with: 从…开始，【挑衅】

　　不要挑衅我你这家伙。

　　-Howard: You want to go again? Let's go.

　　又想来? 来啊。

　　-Leonard: Sit down.

　　坐下。

　　-Howard: Okay.

　　好。

　　-Leonard: If we're going to fight over Missy, let's do it the right way.

　　fight over: 争夺

　　如果我们要争Missy的话，那就找个正确的方式。

　　The honorable way.

　　honorable: 光荣的

　　君子的方式。

　　-Howard: Ow! Ow, ow, ow!

　　嗷! 嗷嗷嗷!

　　-Leonard: Take that!

　　看招!

　　You want some more?

　　还想尝尝么？

　　-Rajesh: And he's down!

　　他倒下了!

　　-TV: One, two, three, four...

　　1 2 3 4...

　　-Howard: Come on, come on! Get up!

　　来啊，来啊! 起来啊!

　　-Leonard: Stay down, bitch!

　　stay down: 不上来 bitch: 泼妇

　　躺着，贱人!

　　-TV: ...seven, eight, nine, ten.

　　...7 8 9 10。

　　-Leonard: Yeah! Natural selection at work.

　　at work.: 在起作用 natural selection: 自然选择

　　耶! 这是自然选择。

　　-Sheldon: I weep for humanity.

　　weep for: 为…流泪 humanity: 人类

　　我为人类而悲哀

　　-Leonard: Excuse me, while I go tell Missy the good news.

　　不好意思啦，我要去告诉Missy这个好消息。

　　-Penny: Hey, Leonard.

　　嘿，Leonard 。

　　-Leonard: Oh, hi, Penny.

　　嗨，Penny。

　　How's it going? Listen, that guy Mike that you were dating, is that still going on?

　　还好么？听着，那个叫Mike的家伙，你们还在交往么?

　　-Penny: Uh, pretty much. Why?

　　挺好的，怎么了?

　　-Leonard: Nothing, just catching²² up.

　　catch up: 赶上

　　没什么，只是问问情况。

　　By the way, may I speak to Missy, please?

　　顺便，我想和Missy说几句话，行么？

　　-Penny: Of course.

　　当然。

　　-Missy: Hi, Leonard. What's up?

　　嗨，Leonard怎么了?

　　-Leonard: Well, since you're leaving tomorrow,

　　啊，因为你明天要走。

　　I was wondering if you'd like to go to dinner with me.

　　我想知道你是否愿意和我共进晚餐。

　　-Missy: That's so sweet.

　　你人真好。

　　But, no thanks.

　　不过，不了，谢谢。

　　-Leonard: Oh. Do you have other plans or...?

　　你有别的计划吗或者...?

　　-Missy : No.

　　没有。

　　-Leonard: Oh. All right, uh...

　　好吧，呃...

　　Enjoy the rest of your evening.

　　祝你接下来的夜晚愉快。

　　-Missy: Thanks. see ya.

　　谢谢，回见。

　　-Leonard: Um, here's something we didn't anticipate.

　　anticipate: 料想

　　呃，有些我们没有预料到的事。

　　-Penny: What do you want, Howard?

　　你想干吗呢 Howard?

　　-Howard: I'm fine. Thanks for asking.

　　我很好，谢谢你的关心。

　　I've come to call on Missy.

　　我来找Missy。

　　-Penny: Missy.

　　Missy。

　　-Missy: Hi, Howard.

　　嗨，Howard。

　　-Howard: The Amazing Howard.

　　是神奇的Howard。

　　Do you like magic?

　　你喜欢魔术么？

　　-Missy: Not really. No.

　　不是很喜欢。不。

　　-Howard: Then you are in for a treat.

　　you are in for a treat: 【你一定会感到满意的。】

　　那你会喜欢的。

　　Behold²³, an ordinary cane²⁴.

　　behold: 看 cane: 手杖

　　看到了，一根普通的手杖。

　　-Missy: No.

　　不。

　　-Howard: Okay.

　　好吧。

　　-Penny: Missy.

　　Missy。

　　-Rajesh: Thank you. I apprec...

　　谢谢我很感...

　　Apprec...

　　感...

　　Appree...

　　感...

　　Uh-oh.

　　啊噢。

　　-Penny: Oh, honey. Is your medication wearing off?

　　medication: 药物治疗 wear off: 逐渐消失

　　噢，亲爱的，你的药效过去了么？

　　-Missy: Well, hi, cutie pie.

　　你好啊，甜心。

　　I was hoping you'd show up.

　　show up: 出现

　　我正在想着你会来呢。

　　We had a dog who made a noise like that.

　　我们家有只狗，就发出那种声音。

　　Had to put him down.

　　put…down: 杀死

　　不得不把它送去人道毁灭

　　Are you amused me to pass along to Mom?

　　pass along: 传递

　　有什么话想让我替你告诉妈妈么？

　　-Sheldon: Well, she might be interested to know that I have refocused my research from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory.

　　refocused: 重调焦距 bosonic string theory: 混合弦论 heterotic string theory: 玻色子弦论

　　嗯，这个她可能会想知道我将我的研究重点从混合弦论重新移回到玻色子弦论上了。

　　-Missy: Yeah, I'll just tell her you say "hey."

　　这样啊，我会告诉她你向她问好的。

　　-Sheldon: Okay, well, it was pleasant seeing you, other than that business with my testicles.

　　testicles: 睾丸

　　好的，那么，见到你很高兴，除了我睾丸的遭遇以外。

　　-Missy: Come on, Shelly.

　　过来，Shelly。

　　I want you to know I'm very proud of you.

　　我希望你知道我为你骄傲。

　　-Sheldon: Really?

　　真的么？

　　-Missy: Yep, I'm always bragging²⁶ to my friends about my brother, the rocket scientist.

　　brag²⁵: 吹牛

　　是的，我总是向我的朋友吹牛说我哥哥是火箭科学家。

　　-Sheldon: You tell people I'm a rocket scientist?

　　你跟别人说我是火箭科学家?

　　-Missy: Well, Yeah.

　　嗯，是啊。

　　-Sheldon: I'm a theoretical physicist²⁷.

　　theoretical physicist: 理论物理学家

　　我是理论物理学家。

　　-Missy: What's the difference?

　　有什么区别?

　　-Sheldon: What's the difference?!

　　有什么区别?！

　　-Missy: good-Bye, Shelly.

　　再见，Shelly 。

　　-Sheldon: My God!

　　我的天哪!

　　Why don't you just tell them that I'm a toll-taker at the Golden Gate Bridge?!

　　toll-taker: 收过路费的 the Golden Gate Bridge: 金门大桥

　　你为何不直接告诉人家我是在金门大桥收过路费的?!

　　Rocket scientist. How humiliating.

　　humiliating: 丢脸的

　　火箭科学家，真是侮辱人。

1 unreasonable   

adj.不讲道理的，不合情理的，过度的

参考例句：

• I know that they made the most unreasonable demands on you.我知道他们对你提出了最不合理的要求。
• They spend an unreasonable amount of money on clothes.他们花在衣服上的钱太多了。

2 pointed   

adj.尖的，直截了当的

参考例句：

• He gave me a very sharp pointed pencil.他给我一支削得非常尖的铅笔。
• She wished to show Mrs.John Dashwood by this pointed invitation to her brother.她想通过对达茨伍德夫人提出直截了当的邀请向她的哥哥表示出来。

3 DNA   

(缩)deoxyribonucleic acid 脱氧核糖核酸

参考例句：

• DNA is stored in the nucleus of a cell.脱氧核糖核酸储存于细胞的细胞核里。
• Gene mutations are alterations in the DNA code.基因突变是指DNA密码的改变。

4 genetic   

adj.遗传的，遗传学的

参考例句：

• It's very difficult to treat genetic diseases.遗传性疾病治疗起来很困难。
• Each daughter cell can receive a full complement of the genetic information.每个子细胞可以收到遗传信息的一个完全补偿物。

5 mutation   

n.变化，变异，转变

参考例句：

• People who have this mutation need less sleep than others.有这种突变的人需要的睡眠比其他人少。
• So far the discussion has centered entirely around mutation in the strict sense.到目前为止，严格来讲，讨论完全集中于围绕突变问题上。

6 mediocre   

adj.平常的，普通的

参考例句：

• The student tried hard,but his work is mediocre. 该生学习刻苦，但学业平庸。
• Only lazybones and mediocre persons could hanker after the days of messing together.只有懒汉庸才才会留恋那大锅饭的年代。

7 prone   

adj.(to)易于…的，很可能…的；俯卧的

参考例句：

• Some people are prone to jump to hasty conclusions.有些人往往作出轻率的结论。
• He is prone to lose his temper when people disagree with him.人家一不同意他的意见,他就发脾气。

8 freckling   

n.斑点v.雀斑，斑点( freckle的现在分词 )

参考例句：

• The first sign of potassium deficiency is a white speckling or freckling of the leaf blades. 缺钾的最初病症是叶片呈现白色斑痕或斑点。 来自辞典例句

9 odds   

n.让步，机率，可能性，比率；胜败优劣之别

参考例句：

• The odds are 5 to 1 that she will win.她获胜的机会是五比一。
• Do you know the odds of winning the lottery once?你知道赢得一次彩票的几率多大吗？

10 dealing   

n.经商方法，待人态度

参考例句：

• This store has an excellent reputation for fair dealing.该商店因买卖公道而享有极高的声誉。
• His fair dealing earned our confidence.他的诚实的行为获得我们的信任。

11 siblings   

n.兄弟，姐妹( sibling的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• A triplet sleeps amongst its two siblings. 一个三胞胎睡在其两个同胞之间。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• She has no way of tracking the donor or her half-siblings down. 她没办法找到那个捐精者或她的兄弟姐妹。 来自时文部分

12 metaphor   

n.隐喻，暗喻

参考例句：

• Using metaphor,we say that computers have senses and a memory.打个比方，我们可以说计算机有感觉和记忆力。
• In poetry the rose is often a metaphor for love.玫瑰在诗中通常作为爱的象征。

13 acting   

n.演戏，行为，假装；adj.代理的，临时的，演出用的

参考例句：

• Ignore her,she's just acting.别理她，她只是假装的。
• During the seventies,her acting career was in eclipse.在七十年代，她的表演生涯黯然失色。

14 sperm   

n.精子，精液

参考例句：

• Only one sperm fertilises an egg.只有一个精子使卵子受精。
• In human reproduction,one female egg is usually fertilized by one sperm.在人体生殖过程中，一个精子使一个卵子受精。

15 donor   

n.捐献者；赠送人；(组织、器官等的)供体

参考例句：

• In these cases,the recipient usually takes care of the donor afterwards.在这类情况下，接受捐献者以后通常会照顾捐赠者。
• The Doctor transplanted the donor's heart to Mike's chest cavity.医生将捐赠者的心脏移植进麦克的胸腔。

16 Fertilized   

v.施肥( fertilize的过去式和过去分词 )

参考例句：

• The study of psychology has recently been widely cross-fertilized by new discoveries in genetics. 心理学研究最近从遗传学的新发现中受益匪浅。
• Flowers are often fertilized by bees as they gather nectar. 花常在蜜蜂采蜜时受粉。

17 implant   

vt.注入，植入，灌输

参考例句：

• A good teacher should implant high ideals in children.好教师应该把高尚理想灌输给孩子们。
• The operation to implant the artificial heart took two hours.人工心脏植入手术花费了两小时。

18 apparently   

adv.显然地；表面上，似乎

参考例句：

• An apparently blind alley leads suddenly into an open space.山穷水尽，豁然开朗。
• He was apparently much surprised at the news.他对那个消息显然感到十分惊异。

19 delude   

vt.欺骗；哄骗

参考例句：

• You won't delude him into believing it.你不能诱使他相信此事。
• Don't delude yourself into believing that she will marry you.不要自欺，别以为她会嫁给你。

20 deluded   

v.欺骗，哄骗( delude的过去式和过去分词 )

参考例句：

• Don't be deluded into thinking that we are out of danger yet. 不要误以为我们已脱离危险。
• She deluded everyone into following her. 她骗得每个人都听信她的。 来自《简明英汉词典》

21 bastard   

n.坏蛋，混蛋；私生子

参考例句：

• He was never concerned about being born a bastard.他从不介意自己是私生子。
• There was supposed to be no way to get at the bastard.据说没有办法买通那个混蛋。

22 catching   

adj.易传染的，有魅力的，迷人的，接住

参考例句：

• There are those who think eczema is catching.有人就是认为湿疹会传染。
• Enthusiasm is very catching.热情非常富有感染力。

23 behold   

v.看，注视，看到

参考例句：

• The industry of these little ants is wonderful to behold.这些小蚂蚁辛勤劳动的样子看上去真令人惊叹。
• The sunrise at the seaside was quite a sight to behold.海滨日出真是个奇景。

24 cane   

n.手杖，细长的茎，藤条；v.以杖击，以藤编制的

参考例句：

• This sugar cane is quite a sweet and juicy.这甘蔗既甜又多汁。
• English schoolmasters used to cane the boys as a punishment.英国小学老师过去常用教鞭打男学生作为惩罚。

25 brag   

v./n.吹牛，自夸；adj.第一流的

参考例句：

• He made brag of his skill.他夸耀自己技术高明。
• His wealth is his brag.他夸张他的财富。

26 bragging   

v.自夸，吹嘘( brag的现在分词 )；大话

参考例句：

• He's always bragging about his prowess as a cricketer. 他总是吹嘘自己板球水平高超。 来自辞典例句
• Now you're bragging, darling. You know you don't need to brag. 这就是夸口，亲爱的。你明知道你不必吹。 来自辞典例句

27 physicist   

n.物理学家，研究物理学的人

参考例句：

• He is a physicist of the first rank.他是一流的物理学家。
• The successful physicist never puts on airs.这位卓有成就的物理学家从不摆架子。