生活大爆炸 第九季:第4集 谢尔顿寻找完美室友(上)

 What a wonderful day, thank you. 今天真是玩得太开心了，谢谢

Oh, we're glad you had fun. 你开心就好

Blue Icees and a trip to The Container Store? 喝了蓝色冰沙，还去了趟容器大卖场

It's like I died and went to the postmortem, neuroninduced hallucination commonly mistaken as heaven. 感觉就像我死了，进入了死后脑神经元诱发的幻觉，也就是俗称天堂的地方

I still don't understand why you bought that pill caddie.You're a young man. 我还是不明白你为什么会买那个药盒，你好好一个年轻人

Age is a state of mind, Leonard.In here I'm 90. 莱纳德，年龄是一种心理状态，我这儿已经90岁了

Why are you taking your bins¹ over there? 你为什么把你的箱子带去那边

That's just where I need them. You know, she doesn't have a lot of closet space. 我就是买来放这边的啊，因为她家衣柜空间不太够

What's wrong with your closet? 你自己房里的衣柜怎么了

Well, honey, you know, now that Leonard and I are married, it kind of makes sense that we actually live together. 亲爱的，我和莱纳德现在结婚了，我们真的住在一起也合情合理

So that's all this day was? A  plan to butter me up before delivering bad news?Come on, buddy². 原来今天是这么个节奏，先礼后兵，图穷匕见。兄弟，别这样

No, I thought we were friends.You asked for a sip³ of my Icee. 少来这套，我还以为我们是朋友呢，你想喝一口我的冰沙

If you had your own straw, I might've said yes. 如果当时你自己有吸管，我可能就答应了呢

Sheldon, please, we already feel bad about this. 谢尔顿别这样，我们本来就过意不去了

You know what they don't sell at The Container Store?Something large enough to contain my disappointment. 你知道容器大卖场里没有卖什么吗？大到可以装下我满心失望的东西

Although, if anyone did,it would be them. 如果世上真的有卖，那肯定是它们那里

Thank you for letting me come speak with you.Of course. 谢谢你让我来跟你谈谈心。这有什么

As my relationships with Penny and Amy are currently strained,I'm turning to you for female comfort and encouragement. 鉴于最近我跟佩妮与艾米的关系紧张，所以我得转而向你寻求女性的安慰与鼓励

I'm honored.I tried reaching out to my mother,but she was in Bible study.Leonard's mother is on a book tour. 我很荣幸。我试着找过我妈，可是她在上查经班，莱纳德的母亲在巡回签书途中

My MeeMaw was taking a nap, and after a while Siri started repeating her answers.So, I'm your seventh choice. 我姥姥在睡午觉，而且一段时间后， Siri的答案开始重复了。所以我是你的第七选择

Yeah, I know, top ten, pretty exciting. 对啊，进入前十了呢，很激动吧

How can I help you? 我可以帮你什么呢

Well, in addition to Amy leaving me, Leonard's moving in with Penny. It's difficult not to feel abandoned. 在艾米离开我之后，莱纳德也要搬去跟佩妮同住了，我难免会觉得自己被人抛弃

Well, why don't you look at this as an opportunity?You had other roommates before Leonard.Maybe this is a chance to find someone new. 你何不把这个危机看成转机呢？你在莱纳德来之前也有过室友啊，或许这是你寻找新室友的机会

Perhaps I could find someone better than Leonard.Someone I can rub in his face. 或许我可以找到比莱纳德更棒的人，找个让他吃醋咬手绢儿的人

Chris Pratt's all the rage right now.I wonder how he'd feel about taking the smaller bedroom. 克里斯·帕拉特最近挺火的，不知道他能不能接受住进家里小的卧室

You know who would be the perfect roommate?Gandalf, but he's a smoker⁴. 你知道谁会是完美的室友吗？《魔戒》里的甘道夫，可是他抽烟斗

Stuart.He's been living with us for a while now. I'm sure he'd love to get us out of his hair. 斯图尔特，他已经跟我们同住一阵子了，我相信他也一定很想摆脱我们

Nope, couldn't be happier. 并没有，快乐得不得了

Well, Sheldon's looking for a...Nope. 谢尔顿在找个新...不要

He'll think about it.  No I won't! 他会再考虑的，才不会呢

Have you seen this Archie comic? It's actually Archie versus⁵ Predator⁶. 你看过这本《阿奇漫画》吗？其实是阿奇大战铁血战士

How could Archie defeat Predator? 阿奇怎么打得过铁血战士啊

I don't know.Maybe Jughead's a Terminator. 我也不知道，说不定阿奇的死党其实是终结者

Hey, Stuart.Do you guys know any musicians?Why? 斯图尔特，你们俩有认识玩音乐的人吗？怎么了

I was thinking it might be cool to have live music here a few nights a week. You know, give this place more of a "staying in business" vibe.  我在想如果店里面每周有几天有乐队现场演出，就是让店里更有"还没倒闭"感一点

What kind of music are you thinking of? 你想要哪一类的音乐

I like all kinds of music,but my favorite genre⁷ is free. 我什么音乐都喜欢，但最喜欢的是"免费"那一类

Hey, we've always talked about playing together. 我们总说要搞个乐队

Well, it could be fun to try a little acoustic⁸ thing. Oh, we could play "filk" music. 这应该挺有意思，搞个美声乐团之类的。我们也可以玩科谣啊

What's that? It's been around for years.It's like folk music, but with a scifi/fantasy theme. 那是什么？其实这种音乐已存在挺久了，就是民谣音乐，但歌曲是科幻/幻想主题

I like it.It sounds exactly like something I shouldn't be expected to pay for. 我喜欢，听起来就像是我不用担心会要花钱的音乐

Dude, if we do this, we're gonna need a cool band name. 兄弟，如果要玩这个，那得取个屌炸天的团名

You know, I've actually had one I've been sitting on for years. Really? 其实我心里有个深藏已久的乐队名。真的吗

It was for this power trio I tried to put together in junior high, but I was short two friends. 本来是为我初中组的三人摇滚乐队取的，可我当年一缺二

What is it? Footprints on the Moon. I just got chills. So did I. Me, too. 叫什么？月球足迹。好听得我都起鸡皮（发冷）了。我也是，我也是

But I-I might have Lyme Disease. 但也有可能是我得了莱姆病（发烧/发冷是这种疾病的症状之一）

Just a few more signatures, and we'll be finished.Initial here to acknowledge that you've returned your key.Okay. 再签几个名，就大功告成了，这里签首字母缩写，确认已归还钥匙，好的

As my future neighbor,I'd like you to have a key. 作为我未来的邻居，我希望你能留一把我家钥匙

Initial here to acknowledge you received it.I'm proud of you. You're taking this really well. 这里签首字母缩写，确认已拿钥匙。我要给你点赞，你还挺能接受这件事

Well, it's not like I'm never going to see you two again. 毕竟又不是再也见不到你们俩了

Which brings us to article 23 subsection C please check here to reserve your spot at the ten year roommate reunion. 请看到第23条第C款，请在这里签名来预留十年后室友团聚会的位子

Do I really have to do that now? 我现在就得搞这些吗

No, but if you want chicken and get stuck with the fish, that's on you.All right. 不用啊，但如果到时你想吃鸡肉结果只剩鱼肉，那只能怪你自己了，好的

Oh, and lastly, please initial here to confirm that ownership of the living room couch is hereby transferred to me  对了，最后在这里签首字母来确认客厅沙发的所有权在此转让给我

in perpetuity all throughout the universe and all alternate universes except for those universes where owning a couch is forbidden by the hive queen. 在所有宇宙中永远都是我的，以及错列宇宙中也是，除了那些虫族母皇下令禁止拥有沙发的宇宙里

In which case, all glory to the hive queen. All right, now all that's left is for us to sign and date the document, and we will officially no longer be roommates. 那种情况下，一切荣耀皆奉献给母皇。好了，最后只剩下签上名，写上日期，我们就正式解除室友关系了

What's the matter? It's harder than I thought. Let me help you. Leon...That helped. 怎么了？比我想象中困难。我来帮你，艹来...的确"帮"到我了

So I have an idea for a filk song. 我有个科谣歌曲的点子

Kind of a, a power ballad⁹, superhero crossover tale of epic¹⁰ proportions. 算是，超级英雄穿越大事记传说的力量民谣

Is it cold in here, 'cause, oh, my. 屋里是不是有点冷，我冷（爽）到激凸了

Okay, so it's a, it's a David and Goliath story. It's about man against God. 类似大卫挑战歌利亚这类的故事，就是所谓的人神大战

It's called "Hammer and Whip: The Untold¹¹ Story of Thor versus Indiana Jones." 就叫"锤子和鞭子不为人知的秘事之雷神索尔大战印第安纳琼斯"

Thor versus Indiana Jones? You just blew my filking mind. 雷神索尔大战印第安纳琼斯，你让我的科谣心热血沸腾

Okay, I don't have it all worked out yet,but I was thinking something like, um... 好啦，我还没创作完整首歌，但脑海已经有几句旋律了

Oh, Indy, Oh, Indy, The skies are so windy, Is that a flying man with a killer¹² bod? Wait, that's no man It's a Norse god. 印第，印第今天风好大，空中有飞人，体格赞到爆，且慢，原来不是人，而是北欧神

Oh yes, definitely. Hang on. Thunder clapped  as Thor raised his mighty¹³ hammer,Indy rapped, "That's one bad mammajamma." 相当不错啊，等我来一段，电闪雷鸣，只因索尔举起锤子，印弟饶舌,好一个屌炸天的神" ?

That-that is so good! Right? Mammajamma just came to me.Okay, and here's the hook. "接得太棒了, 是吧，这词张口就来了,副歌是这样

Thor and Dr. Jonesm,Thor and Dr. Jones, one plays with lightning ,the other plays with bones 雷神索尔和博士琼斯,雷神索尔和博士琼斯,一个喜欢玩闪电,一个喜欢玩骨头

Oh, man, that rocks.Hey, remember The Ark of the Covenant¹⁴? Yeah? 老天，这歌屌爆了,还记得《法柜奇兵》第一部吗?怎么了

That's how much we're gonna melt people's faces off. 我们的音乐能把人们的脸熔化成那样

I appreciate your interest in the apartment.I just need to ask you a few standard questions. Sure. 很感谢你对我的公寓感兴趣,我需要循例问几个问题，好的

It says here you're a chemist. Which element on the periodic table do you feel is too big for its britches? 你说你是一位化学家，那你觉得元素周期表上的哪个元素最被人吹过头

Is that supposed to be a joke? 你是在跟我开玩笑吗

Looks like argon's not the only one with an attitude problem. 看来氩元素不是唯一一个态度有问题的人（音似骄傲自大arrogant）

In general, would you say that you smell better, worse or the same as you do right now? 通常情况下，你身上的体味跟现在的体味比是更好，更糟，还是一样

I was going to ask you what is the best fruit, but then I realized what I want to ask you is why is there a BandAid on your forearm, 我本来想问你最棒的水果是什么，然后我意识到，我想问你的其实是为什么你的前臂会贴有创口贴

but then I realized what I really want to ask you is just can you just go? 但后来我又意识到，我最想问你的其实是麻烦你快走好吗

You're healthy. You have a job in the sciences. I've got to say, if this credit report comes back good, you're the frontrunner. 你很健康，你从事科学工作，不得不说，如果信用报告结果良好，你就是我的第一人选

I'm not gonna be your roommate, Sheldon. 我不会当你的室友，谢尔顿

But I met with 11 people, and they all walked out. And that Hollywood phony Chris Pratt never tweeted me back. 可我见了11个人，最后他们都走了，那个好莱坞伪君子克里斯·帕拉特也没有回我推特

I'm sure you'll find somebody else. 我相信你一定会找到合适的人选

I suppose. What happened to me, Amy? Years ago I was completely disengaged from my feelings. 希望吧,我到底怎么了，艾米？数年前我没有任何情感

I'd say it was a happier time, but I was disengaged from my feelings, so who can tell? 我想说那时的我更快乐，但当时我没有情感，所以谁知道呢

I don't know how to help you.You know, feelings are a part of life. 我不知道该怎么帮你，情感是生活的一部分

They didn't used to be. You and Leonard and Penny,you all poisoned me with emotions. 过去并非如此，莱纳德，佩妮和你，你们用情感毒害我

I was like the Tin Man, perfectly¹⁵ content until that evil Wizard gave him a heart. 当时的我就像铁皮人，对现状非常满足，直到邪恶的巫师给了他一颗心

I don't think that was the point of the movie. 我觉得《绿野仙踪》的中心思想不是这样

Fine, then I was like Pinocchio before that jerk Geppetto went and made him a real boy.There you go.  好吧，那我就像木偶皮诺曹,却被混蛋老木匠杰佩托变成了一个真正的男孩,这话说对了

 

1 bins   

n.大储藏箱( bin的名词复数 )；宽口箱（如面包箱，垃圾箱等）v.扔掉，丢弃( bin的第三人称单数 )

参考例句：

• Garbage from all sources was deposited in bins on trolleys. 来自各方的垃圾是装在手推车上的垃圾箱里的。 来自辞典例句
• Would you be pleased at the prospect of its being on sale in dump bins? 对于它将被陈列在倾销箱中抛售这件事，你能欣然接受吗？ 来自辞典例句

2 buddy   

n.（美口）密友，伙伴

参考例句：

• Calm down,buddy.What's the trouble?压压气，老兄。有什么麻烦吗？
• Get out of my way,buddy!别挡道了，你这家伙！

3 sip   

v.小口地喝，抿，呷；n.一小口的量

参考例句：

• She took a sip of the cocktail.她啜饮一口鸡尾酒。
• Elizabeth took a sip of the hot coffee.伊丽莎白呷了一口热咖啡。

4 smoker   

n.吸烟者，吸烟车厢，吸烟室

参考例句：

• His wife dislikes him to be a smoker.他妻子不喜欢他当烟民。
• He is a moderate smoker.他是一个有节制的烟民。

5 versus   

prep.以…为对手，对；与…相比之下

参考例句：

• The big match tonight is England versus Spain.今晚的大赛是英格兰对西班牙。
• The most exciting game was Harvard versus Yale.最富紧张刺激的球赛是哈佛队对耶鲁队。

6 predator   

n.捕食其它动物的动物；捕食者

参考例句：

• The final part of this chapter was devoted to a brief summary of predator species.本章最后部分简要总结了食肉动物。
• Komodo dragon is the largest living lizard and a fearsome predator.科摩多龙是目前存在的最大蜥蜴，它是一种令人恐惧的捕食性动物。

7 genre   

n.(文学、艺术等的)类型，体裁，风格

参考例句：

• My favorite music genre is blues.我最喜欢的音乐种类是布鲁斯音乐。
• Superficially,this Shakespeare's work seems to fit into the same genre.从表面上看， 莎士比亚的这个剧本似乎属于同一类型。

8 acoustic   

adj.听觉的，声音的；(乐器)原声的

参考例句：

• The hall has a fine acoustic.这个大厅的传音效果很好。
• Animals use a whole rang of acoustic, visual,and chemical signals in their systems of communication.动物利用各种各样的听觉、视觉和化学信号来进行交流。

9 ballad   

n.歌谣，民谣，流行爱情歌曲

参考例句：

• This poem has the distinctive flavour of a ballad.这首诗有民歌风味。
• This is a romantic ballad that is pure corn.这是一首极为伤感的浪漫小曲。

10 epic   

n.史诗，叙事诗；adj.史诗般的，壮丽的

参考例句：

• I gave up my epic and wrote this little tale instead.我放弃了写叙事诗，而写了这个小故事。
• They held a banquet of epic proportions.他们举行了盛大的宴会。

11 untold   

adj.数不清的，无数的

参考例句：

• She has done untold damage to our chances.她给我们的机遇造成了不可估量的损害。
• They suffered untold terrors in the dark and huddled together for comfort.他们遭受着黑暗中的难以言传的种种恐怖，因而只好挤在一堆互相壮胆。

12 killer   

n.杀人者，杀人犯，杀手，屠杀者

参考例句：

• Heart attacks have become Britain's No.1 killer disease.心脏病已成为英国的头号致命疾病。
• The bulk of the evidence points to him as her killer.大量证据证明是他杀死她的。

13 mighty   

adj.强有力的；巨大的

参考例句：

• A mighty force was about to break loose.一股巨大的力量即将迸发而出。
• The mighty iceberg came into view.巨大的冰山出现在眼前。

14 covenant   

n.盟约，契约；v.订盟约

参考例句：

• They refused to covenant with my father for the property.他们不愿与我父亲订立财产契约。
• The money was given to us by deed of covenant.这笔钱是根据契约书付给我们的。

15 perfectly   

adv.完美地，无可非议地，彻底地

参考例句：

• The witnesses were each perfectly certain of what they said.证人们个个对自己所说的话十分肯定。
• Everything that we're doing is all perfectly above board.我们做的每件事情都是光明正大的。