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The One With The Engagement Picture
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Teleplay by: Patty Lin
Story by: Earl Davis
Transcribed1 by: Eric Aasen
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[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters.]
Chandler: Hey.
Monica: What抯 the matter?
Chandler: Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!!
Phoebe: Oh Willie抯 still alive!
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Monica: Oh, my mom called, they抮e gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we抮e looking for a good picture of us.
Chandler: Oooh, I抦 afraid that does not exist.
Monica: That抯 not true, there are great pictures of us!
Chandler: No, there are great pictures of you standing2 next to a guy who抯 going like this?(Makes what can only be described as a toothy frown. Henceforth, this shall be known as The Face.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! That抯 the creep that you抮e with at the Statue of Liberty.
Chandler: I don抰 know what it is, I just can抰 take a good picture.
Monica: (looking at one) Oh, here抯 a great one.
Chandler: Yeah, I抦 not in that.
Monica: I know, but look at me: all tan.
Phoebe: Hey, why don抰 you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer.
Monica: That抯 a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Y択now?(Does the whole hair blowing in the wind model type poses.)
Phoebe: Yeah that抯 great! Next to that, Chandler won抰 look so stupid.
Monica: Chandler what do you say?
Chandler: All right, but I should warn you, I抦 not going. I抦 going. (Does The Face while saying that last part.)
Opening Credits
[Scene: Central Perk4, Rachel is sitting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball.]
Ross: (To Chandler) Dude, that reverse lay-up! Oh?
Chandler: How about those three-pointers?
Ross: Amazing!
Chandler: And those guys were this (Doing the standard "This Close" gesture) close to lettin?us play this time too.
(They both get dejected and go sit down.)
Rachel: Hey look-look, Phoebe抯 talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
Ross: Oh, you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy? We call him Hums While He Pees.
Chandler: Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.
Phoebe: (returning) Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
Phoebe: He is! But he抯 getting divorced桼oss! Maybe you know him.
Ross: It抯 not a club.
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guy抯 going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Ross: Hey, divorced men are not bad men!
Chandler: They have that on the napkins at the club.
Rachel: Oh, I gotta get back to work.
Phoebe: You don抰 have to be back for a half-hour!
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker6.
Chandler: Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean y択now you can抰 date him right?
Rachel: Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife.
Ross: Soon he抣l be able to call you, that lady he knew who got fired.
Rachel: I am not gonna get fired, because I抦 not gonna act on it.
Phoebe: So you wouldn抰 mind if he was dating someone else?
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isn抰 he? He抯 dating that slut in marketing7!
Ross: Maybe I should open a divorced men抯 club.
Chandler: Dude that is so sad.
Ross: I could put uh-uh a basketball court in the back.
Chandler: Could I play?
[Scene: Rachel抯 Outer Office, she抯 returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Tag: I just did them.
Rachel: Oh, well drop and give me ten more!
Tag: What?
Rachel: Uh, I-I had a drink with lunch. Did those cost reports come in?
Tag: Yeah, I filled them out last night?
Rachel: Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?
(He gets up to make the copies leaving Rachel alone with his stuff. She notices his sweater in his backpack and holds it up to her nose as Melissa, a coworker, walks up.)
Melissa: Hey Rachel!
Rachel: (startled) Ahh, hi! Hi! Melissa, what抯 up? I抦 just uh, about to umm, go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. Y択now, like dried fruit and granola and stuff. What抯 up? (She has put on the backpack.)
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Rachel: No. Why?
Melissa: Oh, I was gonna talk to him about doing something tonight.
Rachel: Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
Melissa: Well, we抳e been flirting8 back and forth3, but I was hoping that tonight it would turn into something a little more than that.
Rachel: Okay, whoa-whoa easy there Melissa! This ain抰 a locker9 room, okay? But, y択now I remember him saying that-that he had plans tonight.
Melissa: Oh no!
Rachel: Oh yeah. All right, back to work.
Melissa: Hey! Isn抰 that Tag抯 backpack.
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I don抰 want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor10.
(Melissa beats a hasty retreat.)
[Scene: A Portrait Studio, Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture. Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler hasn抰.]
The Photographer: (taking pictures) Great! That抯 great Monica! Great! Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?
Chandler: Okay. (Does The Face.)
The Photographer: I抦 sorry, is the seat uncomfortable?
Chandler: No, I am.
Monica: Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.
Chandler: I do? (He smiles, beautifully.)
Monica: Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you don抰 have to smile. Let抯 try something else. Let抯 try umm, try looking sexy.
Chandler: Okay. (You抣l have to see it, I can抰 describe the face he makes, but it isn抰 good.)
Monica: Or not.
[Scene: Rachel抯 Office, Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt.]
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Joey: Uhh, well I抳e got an audition11 down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm卙ere. (Hands him one.)
Joey: Great. (He doesn抰 like it.) You got anything that抯 not Ralph Lauren?
Rachel: Yeah, I don抰 think so Joe.
Joey: All right, I guess this will be fine.
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
Joey: Nothing, why?
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? I抣l pay.
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say it抯 gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Rachel: I抦 not asking you to go on a date with him!
Joey: Really? 慍ause I could kinda use the money.
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-he抯 new in town and I know he doesn抰 have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. I抣l really appreciate it.
Joey: Yeah, okay.
Rachel: Yeah?
Joey: Sure, no problem. (Sees something.) Ooh桯ey, donuts!
Rachel: Yeah!
Joey: Okay. (He grabs a jelly donut, takes a bite, and guess what he spills all over himself. He tries to clean it up and smears12 it all over the shirt.)
[Scene: A Portrait Studio, Chandler and Monica are still trying to get the picture taken.]
Monica: I know. Let抯 try a look卭f far off厀onderment. Okay, we抣l-we抣l gaze into our future and we抣l think about our marriage and the days to come. (Chandler is still not getting it.) Chandler! What is the matter with your face?! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron13!" (The photographer laughs.) Hey! Don抰 laugh at him! He抯 my drowning moron!
Chandler: Aww! (Smiles.)
Monica: That抯 it! Take it! Take it! Take it!
(Chandler turns to the camera and does The Face.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs.]
Ross: I like this one. (Points to it.) It seems to say, "I love you and that抯 why I have to kill you."
Monica: They can抰 all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
Monica: Do you really want to pull at that thread?
(Phoebe enters with Hums While He Pees also known as Kyle.)
Phoebe: I抦 having a really good time!
Kyle: Me too! I抦 sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
Phoebe: Ohh. No that抯 okay, he抯 a friend.
Kyle: Hey uh, I don抰 mean to be presumptuous14 but I have these two tickets to the ballroom15 dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go?
Phoebe: Yeah, I?Well y択now I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so I抎 just be lost.
Kyle: I know it抯 really lame16, but I got these tickets from my boss and桹h no! No! No! My God!
Phoebe: Okay, don抰 freak out. I抣l go.
Kyle: No it抯?Uh, my ex-wife Whitney is out there. I cannot deal with her right now. That woman is crazy!
Phoebe: Okay, I know. Hold on. (She walks over to the couch.) Hey Ross?
Ross: Yeah?
Phoebe: Yeah, umm that抯 Whitney (Points), Kyle抯 ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can y択now divert her so that we can slip out?
Ross: What?! No!
Phoebe: Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals. (She holds up the tickets that Kyle gave her.)
Ross: Look, I don抰 think so Pheebs. (Pause) All right, I抣l do it. But just because you抮e a friend. (Grabs the tickets and heads to divert Whitney.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching17 and startling him.]
Phoebe: Hi Ginger18.
Ross: All right! I want my key back!
Phoebe: I don抰 have it!
Ross: It抯 right there! (Points to her hand.)
Phoebe: Ugh, okay Sherlock! (Hands over the key.)
Ross: Look, I抦 sorry but you-you-you better go Pheebs.
Phoebe: All right, well I just wanted to say thank you though, for diverting Kyle抯 ex.
Ross: Oh yeah桸o梇ou抮e welcome. We抣l talk about it later.
Phoebe: Okay.
(Ross opens the door to reveal Whitney standing there.)
Ross: Hi Whitney.
Whitney: Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
Ross: Yep. (Phoebe slams the door shut.) Okay.
Phoebe: (To Ross) Kyle抯 ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her, not date her!
Ross: (opens the door and to Whitney) Hi! I抦 sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk to this woman, who by the way did not spend the night?
Whitney: Sure.
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
Phoebe: Watching ballroom dancing?
Ross: Yes! That抯 where we realized we were both super cool people!
Phoebe: Well look-look, okay Ross, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her.
Ross: Like what?
Phoebe: Like she抯 really mean, and she抯 over critical, and-and桸o! She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you!
Ross: Okay.
Phoebe: And! She uses sex as a weapon!
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast I抣l be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
Phoebe: You抮e still gonna go out with her?!
Ross: Yeah!
Phoebe: Well, didn抰 you just hear what I said?!
Ross: Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husband抯 gonna say that stuff. Now, if you抣l excuse me?
Phoebe: (interrupting him) No listen to me! She is crazy!
Whitney: (outside the door) Uh, your door isn抰 sound proof.
Phoebe: You see? Nothing is good enough for her!
[Scene: Rachel抯 Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Tag: Good morning.
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Tag: Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.
Rachel: Ohh that抯 nice.
Tag: Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!
Rachel: Wo-women? You mean like old women?
Tag: Well kinda old, like 30.
Rachel: (Pause) Oh.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Rachel: That抯 great! Wow man, so Joey must抳e really taught you some stuff huh?
Tag: A little.
Rachel: Yeah?
(A beautiful women walks up.)
Tag: (To her, in the Joey voice) How you doin?
Commercial Break
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile. Chandler is smiling.]
Joey: See? That抯 a great smile! Easy. Natural. Now, pretend I have a camera. (Chandler immediately does The Face.) You抮e changing it!
Chandler: I can抰 help it!
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?
Chandler: Borrow money from me?
Joey: Okay, first梖irst of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. I look down (Looks down), look down, keep looking down; then I look up. (Looks up and smiles.) See? All right, now you try. Look down (Chandler looks down), you抮e looking down, keep looking down?
Chandler: Why is there jelly on your shoe?
Joey: I had a donut. (Chandler nods.)
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
Joey: Hey!
Chandler: Hey!
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Joey: Yeah! That guy抯 alright!
Rachel: Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
Joey: What?
Rachel: Y択now, all the women.
Joey: Hey well, you can抰 teach someone to be good with women. Y択now, that抯 why I never had any luck with Chandler.
Chandler: (Pause) I抦 right here!
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, it抯 just桝nd I know he抯 my assistant and I can抰 date him梑ut it just bothers me, all right?!
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you can抰 take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Chandler: I抦 still right here!
Rachel: All right, will you, will you at least tell him how hollow and unsatisfying this dating tons of women thing is!
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Rachel: I just don抰 want him to meet anybody until I am over my crush桝nd I will get over it. It抯-it抯 not like I love him, it抯 just physical! But桰 mean I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met ya!
Joey: I know, Monica told me.
Chandler: Did you have a crush on me, when you first met me?
Rachel: Yeah. Sure. (Joey nods his head questioningly and Rachel nods no.)
Chandler: Can you people not see me?! (He waves his arms around to get their attention.)
Rachel: (To Joey) So, will you talk to him?
Joey: I don抰 know Rach.
Rachel: Oh, come on! I抣l give you ten free Ralph Lauren shirts.
Joey: One! (Pause.) No ten! You said ten! You can抰 take that back!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Joey: I don抰 know. You uh, you got something for me?
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
(He hands Joey the bag and he quickly counts its contents.)
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag there抯 such a thing as too many women.
Tag: Really?
Joey: Yeah, for you!
[Scene: The Portrait Studio, Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture.]
Monica: (seeing him approach) Hey! There you are!
Chandler: There I am!
Monica: Are you okay?
Chandler: Yeah, Joey said I uh, I needed to relax so he gave me an antihistamine19.
Monica: What?!
Chandler: Yeah, and then I fell asleep on the subway and went all the way to Brooklyn. Brooklyn is f-far!!
Monica: Chandler, what were you thinking?
Chandler: I don抰 know, but don抰 worry, don抰 worry, because I know how to take a picture now. (They get ready) Okay, see? Look down (Looks down), look down, look down?(He falls asleep.)
Monica: Chandler?
Chandler: (awakens) Yeah! (Looks up and does The Face.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there.]
Phoebe: Hi.
Ross: Hi.
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okay梐nd F.Y.I she must抳e shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I don抰 give a tiny rat抯 ass5."
Phoebe: Yeah well, maybe she should抳e spent a little less time decorating and a little more time in the bedroom.
Ross: Well, I don抰 think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe that抯 just because I am not emotionally unavailable!
Phoebe: You think he抯 emotionally unavailable?
Ross: I think he can be.
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldn抰 be if she didn抰 bring the office home every night!
Ross: Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!
Phoebe: Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Year抯 Eve 1997.
Ross: (angrily) I knew you were gonna throw that in my face!! That was three years ago! She apologized and she apologized! What more do you want?!!
Phoebe: (gets up and starts to leave) We want the last six years back!!
Ross: So do we!! So do we!! (Ross notices a couple has been staring at them.) I抦 sorry you had to see that.
[Scene: Rachel抯 Office, Tag is entering.]
Tag: Good morning Rachel.
Rachel: Hi! (He hands her her mail) Thanks, hey so uh what抎 you do last night?
Tag: Went out with Joey.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Another night of bird-dogging the chickas?
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I don抰 think I抦 gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Rachel: Wow! I did not see that coming.
Tag: It抯 just not really who I am. Y'know, I抳e always been happier when匴hy am I telling you this? You don抰 care about this stuff.
Rachel: Oh no, yes I do! I do! I mean, come on go on, you were, you were saying I am happier when uh, y択now?
Tag: When I抦 in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
Rachel: Really?
Tag: Someone I can spoil, y択now?
Rachel: Sp-spoil?
Tag: Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
Rachel: Well, I-I抦 startin?too.
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Rachel: Yes! Hell yes!
Tag: All right then, it抯 settled.
Rachel: Okay.
Tag: I抦 gettin?back together with my ex-girlfriend.
Rachel: I抎 love to!
Tag: What?
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they抮e not talking to each other. Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee.]
Ross: My God!
Phoebe: Oh, I抦 sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, how抯 Whitney?
Ross: Well maybe she wouldn抰 have to be selfish in bed if someone else knew where everything was!
Phoebe: Oh he knows! (Quietly) For the most part.
(Kyle and Whitney enter.)
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, you抮e both here.
Whitney: We kinda need to talk.
Phoebe: Both of you together?
Ross: Wh-what抯 up?
Whitney: Well, I went over to Kyle抯 last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing?
Kyle: 厀e talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So?(Pause)
Ross: Oh just say it Kyle!
Kyle: We抮e gonna give it another try.
Phoebe: What about her whining20 and her constant need for attention?!
Whitney: I抦 gonna work on that.
Phoebe: Oh right, because you抮e so capable of change.
Ross: (To Whitney) Y択now, he hums when he pees!
Whitney: I do know.
Ross: It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.
Whitney: We抮e so sorry. (They get up to leave.)
Ross: That抯 all right, we-we don抰 need you. In fact, hey I抦 over it already.
Phoebe: Yeah, and y択now what? I don抰 give a tiny rat抯 ass.
Kyle: Yeah, we抮e gonna go. (They leave.)
Ross: (To Phoebe) I抦 sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Y択now, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Phoebe: Oh. Y択now, he hums while he does other stuff to.
Ross: Yeah, we're better off without them.
Phoebe: And y択now, even if they break up again, you抎 better not let him in your sad men抯 club!
Ross: Divorced men抯 club.
Phoebe: Potato, Potaato. (She抯 pronounces potato with the both the short and long As.)
Ending Credits
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it.]
Monica: Hey guys check it out! My mom sent me the paper!
Phoebe: Ooh, let抯 see it!
Chandler: Ahhh.
Monica: Okay. (She opens it up and shows it to them.)
Chandler: Oh yeah, that looks good.
Phoebe: You guys make a very attractive couple. (The camera cuts to a shot of the picture and we see that Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)
Joey: Yeah, we look great together.
Monica: Yeah, we really do!
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!
Joey: Y択now, we don抰 have to imagine.
Chandler: I抦 marrying her.
Joey: We抣l just see.
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