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The One With The Videotape
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Written by: Scott Silveri
Transcribed1 by: Eric Aasen
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[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon2.]
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I can抰 wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
Monica: You抮e really sticking with the shell necklace huh? (Points to necklace of shells he抯 wearing.)
(Joey and Phoebe burst forth3 from his apartment.)
Phoebe: Hi!
Joey: Hey! You抮e back! (Hugs and kisses all around.)
Monica: Hi sweetie!
Phoebe: Come on in!
(They grab the luggage and drag it into Joey and Rachel抯 forcing Monica and Chandler to follow.)
Phoebe: So how was the honeymoon?
Monica: Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back.
Phoebe: That was the best part? (To Chandler) Good honeymooning4 tiger.
Monica: No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too!
Chandler: They抮e terrific, and they live right here in the city.
Monica: Yeah, can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call.
Chandler: I抦 sorry, we抮e just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with.
Monica: I know.
Joey: A couple? Like two people? Like (points to himself) one (points to Phoebe), two people?
Monica: This is different! Greg and Jenny are in a relationship.
Phoebe: Oh, Greg and Jenny yuck! (Angrily) Hi Greg, I抦 Chandler this is Monica. Hi Monica, this is Jenny. Hi Jenny. Hi Greg.
Chandler: Listen, they are really great. If you just got a chance?
Joey: Y択now what? Why don抰 you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
Chandler: We really卍idn抰 get a chance to?
Phoebe: You have got to be kidding me!
Monica: We didn抰 get anything for anyone.
Joey: Hm-mm! Yeah nice necklace!
Monica: That you can have.
Opening Credits
{Transcriber抯 Note: Tradition was broken here as there were no commercials immediately after the opening credits, just more show.}
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside.]
Rachel: Hi!
All: Hey!
Ross: Hello!
Rachel: Welcome home.
Ross: So, how was the honeymoon?
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean you抮e having a baby!
Rachel: Oh! Look! I have a sonogram picture!
Monica: Oh great! (Shows them the picture.)
Chandler: Ross! It抯 got your wavy6 black lines!
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us y択now how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Phoebe: Monica! That抯 not right! Start with where.
(Rachel looks at Ross and gets his approval.)
Rachel: Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there 慶ause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.
Joey: You抮e welcome buddy7.
Ross: (glaring at him) Yeah, thanks. (Joey nods no problem.)
Rachel: And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.
Ross: (laughs) Umm that抯卼hat抯 a little misleading.
Rachel: What is?
Ross: The lie you just told.
Rachel: That-that you came on to me?
Ross: There抯 the one!
Rachel: But you did! I mean, let抯 be honest.
Ross: Yes let抯. Y択now what? Uh, it抯-it抯 not important. What is important is that, is that we抮e having a baby. And it抯 not桪oesn抰 matter who came on to who.
Joey: Whom. (Everyone looks at him shocked.) That抯 right.
Rachel: You know you kissed me first.
Ross: What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!
Rachel: I was sending you signals?
Ross: Yeah!
Rachel: Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. (Ross raises his hand and no one else.)
Ross: Y択now what?! It doesn抰 matter! It doesn抰 matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!
Rachel: Okay. So these signals Ross, explain this to me, 慶ause maybe I need to be more careful. I mean, am I sending you these signals right now?
Ross: Y択now what? Y択now what? Rachel, just-just drop it.
Rachel: No please, show me how I begged you!
Ross: I can show you, I have it on videotape! (Stunned8 silence) It抯 an expression.
Commercial Break
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, time has lapsed9, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table.]
Phoebe: I can抰 believe he taped the two of them having sex!
Joey: Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake.
Chandler: Y択now who has a great video camera?
Phoebe: (nasally) Greg and Jenny?
Monica: Do you still wanna call 慹m? I wanna call 慹m.
Chandler: Let抯 call 慹m.
Joey: Yeah! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs!
(Monica goes over and dials their number.)
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Eighth street deli?
Joey: Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin?to that place.
Monica: (on phone) Uh sorry, wrong number. (Hangs up)
Chandler: Here you go. (Shows her the number again.)
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) (To All) It抯 the deli again!
Joey: All right! I抣l have a sandwich!
Monica: (hangs up) I don抰 think this number抯 right!
(Joey and Phoebe laugh.)
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: You got fake numbered.
Monica: What?! People don抰 do that!
Joey: Oh I think we do.
Monica: They gave us a fake number? Why? Why would they do that?
Chandler: I don抰 know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions.
Monica: And you抳e never been funnier. Joke, joke, joke, you were a hoot10!
Joey: Y択now what? Don抰 worry about it, you still got me and Phoebe.
Phoebe: Excuse me, I don抰 want Greg and Jenny抯 rejects.
Ross: (entering) Rachel won抰 talk to me! She won抰 even open the door!
Phoebe: Hmm, I wonder why. Pervert11!
Ross: Okay, listen I am not a pervert!
Phoebe: That抯 like the pervert motto! Yeah! Yeah! They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand down your pants, and repeat that!
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, here抯 what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
Joey: Personal thing? What personal thing? I don抰 know.
Ross: About卆bout sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadn抰 had sex in months?
Joey: (laughs) Yeah I knew what you were talkin?about.
Six Weeks Earlier
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater.]
Ross: Hey!
Joey: Hey.
Ross: Do you have a minute? I抎 like to talk to you about something I抦, I抦 really uncomfortable talking about.
Joey: Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?
Ross: I actually had a topic in mind! I抦, I抦 kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise.
Joey: Whoa, for like months?
Ross: Five to be lying, six.
Joey: Six months? Whoa that抯 rough.
Ross: Well, I mean it抯 not all bad. I抦 learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky.
Joey: The sky抯 blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okay桰抦 scared for my health!
Joey: Okay. Okay. Umm匫oh! Oh-oh, I got something. It抯 this story I came up with, very romantic. I swear any woman that hears it; they抮e like putty.
Ross: Really? Well then tell it to me.
Joey: Okay. Now you抮e gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
Ross: (sarcastic) I抣l try to control myself.
Joey: Okay. (Clears throat) Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe?
Ross: (laughs) You were backpacking across Western Europe?
Joey: Have a nice six more months Ross! (Starts to leave.)
Ross: (stopping him) Okay! Okay! Okay. I抦 sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?
Joey: I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded12. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I saw卆 beautiful woman卋athing herself卋ut she was crying?
Ross: (intently listening) Why?
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is on his date with Kristen and they抮e drinking wine.]
Kristen: Umm, this is great wine.
Ross: It抯 from France匢n Europe匴estern Europe. Y択now umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe.
Kristen: Really?
Ross: Uh-hmm梂ait! It gets better. Um, yeah I was in Barcelona.
Kristen: I studied for a year in Barcelona. (Ross is stunned and worried.)
Ross: Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking?
Kristen: I love hiking!
Ross: (whines) Oh that抯 great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo?
Kristen: I think its Tibidabo.
Ross: Okay! Do you wanna tell the story?!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing13 at the counter as Ross enters.]
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Ross: Great! I抦 across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didn抰 work it抯 because you didn抰 tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Ross: No! No, I don抰卍on抰 want to.
Joey: How long since you抳e seen a girl naked?
Ross: I was backpacking across Western Europe.
Joey: I抦 not feeling it.
Ross: I was just outside Barcelona, hiking?
Joey: No! No! No Ross! I抦 not hot! Are you hot?
Ross: It抯 been six months! I抦 always hot!
Joey: Well you抮e not selling the story! It抯 like; it抯 like you don抰 believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when I抦 preparing for an audition14. Okay? I抣l set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what you抮e doing wrong.
Ross: I抣l try that.
Joey: All right now?All right, you抮e all set up. You抮e good to go. Just hit record. All right?
Ross: Thanks.
Joey: Good luck.
Ross: Thanks. And-and hey Joe?
Joey: Yeah?
Ross: Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know I抣l help you out.
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
(Ross pours himself a glass of wine, hits record, and sits down in front of the camera.)
Ross: Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay? (Rachel bursts in carrying two boxes and Ross jumps up.) Rachel!
Rachel: Oh Ross!
Ross: Hi!
Rachel: Thank God you抮e here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Ross: That抯 less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was.
(They sit down on the couch, which is in front of the still recording15 camera.)
Ross: (voiceover) So when she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera. [Cut back to the present day.] It kept rolling and recorded everything.
(Pause)
Chandler: Yeah, we抮e gonna need to see that tape. (They rest of them agree.)
Monica: Yeah, definitely.
Ross: What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!
Joey: Y択now what? This is not fair to her. Let抯 just forget the tape!
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "You抣l show me right?") No!
Joey: You抮e right. (Mouths, "I know you抣l show me, right?)
Ross: Joey! No!
Joey: Loud and clear! (Mouths, "You抣l show me," and nods.)
(Ross storms out.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room.]
Monica: I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.
Joey: Y択now, if they knew what they were doing they probably didn抰 give you real names either.
Monica: Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers, but they don抰 give out fake names.
Joey: Oh yeah? (To Phoebe) Hi, Ken5 Adams, nice to meet you.
Phoebe: Regina Philange. (Ken and Regina shake hands.)
Chandler: I still don抰 get it, we didn抰 do anything wrong.
Monica: I know! Although, you did tell an awful lot of jokes.
Chandler: I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!
Monica: (rolling her head from side to side) Joke. Joke. Blah! Blah! (Joey and Phoebe laugh.)
Chandler: Well maybe it was all of your questions.
Monica: What about my questions?
Chandler: The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler16!
Monica: Oh, I抦 sorry. Was that another joke?
Chandler: (angrily) Was that another question?
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Is Ross still here?
Joey: Uh no Rach, he抯 gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Ross: Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didn抰 even watch it! Anyway, here. (He takes the tape out of his coat pocket.) I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. (Tosses her the tape.)
Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp17 on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously18.) What? (They all yell again.) You don抰 want to see this do you?
Monica: Hell yeah!!!
Rachel: I am not gonna show you this!
Phoebe: No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.
Ross: Forget it, she抯 destroying it.
Phoebe: Okay fine! Fine! We抣l just have to think of some other way to put the whole 慦ho came onto who,?thing to rest! Come on now, think!!
Ross: Look, forget it Phoebe. Okay? It抯 Rachel抯 tape and she can do whatever she wants with it. And she wants to destroy it. So, end of story.
Rachel: I wanna see it.
Ross: What?!
Rachel: Clearly you don抰 want people to see this tape. Now I don抰 want people to see this tape either, but you so badly don抰 people to see it makes me want to see it. You see?
Joey: (confused) Are we watchin?the tape or not?!
Ross: I don抰 want people to see it for your sake.
Rachel: Ahh, I don抰 believe you. I think you don抰 want them to see you begging me. (Goes to put the tape in the VCR)
Ross: Rachel, please?
Rachel: Ah, a little preview!
Ross: Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes I抦 gonna be saying?He laughs and points at Rachel sarcastically19.)
(They both sit down.)
Rachel: Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.)
Ross: (on tape) Hello! Can I get you anything?
Joey: (To Phoebe) I抦 so happy!
Commercial Break
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the scene is continued from earlier.]
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, thank God you抮e here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Rachel: There I am.
Phoebe: You抮e gonna get pregnant.
Rachel: (on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I?
Ross: (on tape) You didn抰 do it?
Rachel: (on tape) I-I know桰 had put them in卛n-in my desk at work and I completely forgot about them until today.
(Chandler is shocked and Rachel gets scared of Monica very quickly.)
Monica: (taking Rachel抯 hand) Sweetie okay. It抯 okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I抦 fine.
Rachel: Kinda hurtin?my hand though.
Monica: I know.
Rachel: (on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) "Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!" (She tilts20 her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh卭h-oh-oh?
(Rachel hits fast forward. Monica is completely shocked.)
Chandler: Did you do it on our invitations?!
Ross: (pause) Not on the ones we sent out.
Chandler: So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)
(Rachel stops fast forwarding.)
Rachel: (on tape) Can you believe this is already happening? I mean it seems like yesterday they just got engaged.
Ross: (on tape) I know. Hey remember卹emember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost?
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we would抳e gone through with it? Y択now, if we hadn抰 gotten caught. Do you think we would抳e done it?
Ross: (on tape) I mean I匢 know I wanted to. I just, I just wasn抰 sure if you wanted to.
Rachel: (on tape) Oh I wanted to.
(Ross and Rachel trade looks while watching the tape.)
Ross: (on tape) So we厀e both wanted to.
Rachel: (on tape) Interesting.
Ross: (on tape) Yeah. (Pause) Anyway umm, it probably worked out for the best.
Rachel: (on tape) Oh yeah, sure.
Rachel: Okay, in about ten seconds you抮e gonna see him kiss me.
Ross: And in about five seconds you抮e gonna see why.
Rachel: (on tape) Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?
(Joey抯 shocked and everyone else looks at Rachel.)
Rachel: Okay, get ready to see some beggin?
Phoebe: Oh, you came on to Ross!
Rachel: What?!
Ross: Now I抦 so happy.
Rachel: What are you talking about?!
Monica: You used the Europe story!
Chandler: That抯 the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!
Rachel: How do you know about that story?!
Joey: How do you know about that story?!
Rachel: I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!
Joey: (raises his hand) Some guy!! (Points to himself.)
Rachel: No. No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.
Joey: (raises his hand and points to himself again) Ken Adams!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters.]
Ross: Hi.
Rachel: So uh, apparently21 people are familiar with the Europe story?
Ross: Yeah. Listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesn抰 matter. I mean, I think it would抳e happened either way. I mean if you hadn抰 initiated22 it I-I-I know I would抳e.
Rachel: It was an amazing night.
Ross: It was. It was an amazing night.
(Pause)
Rachel: You think it looked amazing?
Ross: I uh?I don抰 know. I mean I匢 honestly didn抰 watch it.
Rachel: Yeah, me neither. Yet?
Ross: Uhhhhhh卼hat-that may be weird23.
Rachel: Yeah, it would be really weird.
(Ross grabs the tape and heads for the VCR as Rachel goes over and puts the chain on the door and locks it.)
Ross: Good luck.
Rachel: Good luck to you.
(Ross pushes play.)
Ross: Mind if I mute?
Rachel: Oh please. (He does so.)
Ross: Oh, oh there go the clothes.
Rachel: You are undressing very quickly.
Ross: Six months Rachel, six months.
Ross and Rachel: Ah. (Pause) Oh.
Ross: Hey. We-we look厀e look pretty good.
Rachel: That抯 what I was gonna say.
Ross: Oh nice tan!
Rachel: Thank you! I had just gone to the beach that weekend.
Ross: Ah?
Rachel: Have you been working out?
Ross: I have been working out.
Rachel: Really? Wow, this is so much better than I?
Ross and Rachel: Ohh! Ew!
Ross: Oh that抯 not pretty.
Rachel: Oh! Oh!
Ross: No!
Rachel: Oh God!
Ross: Oh no!
Rachel: Oh, make it stop!
Ross: Oh no!!
Rachel: Make it stop!!
Ross: No!!
Rachel: Have to make it stop!!
Ross: No!!!
(They both get out of the chair and run for the VCR.)
Closing Credits
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler have gone through the phone book and found Greg and Jenny抯 number which Monica has just dialed.]
Monica: (on phone) Hello Greg? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica from the plane? Listen, the number that you gave me 853-5?(Listens) (To Chandler) That is their old number! Jenny抯 been giving it out since they moved!
Chandler: Jenny! That is so Jenny!
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Y択now what Greg? Y択now what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny can抰 see that then?(Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) We抣l see you then! (Listens) Okay!
(She hangs up the phone and they hug.)
End
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