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The One With The Rumor1
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Written by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Transcribed2 by: Eric Aasen
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[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading What to Expect When You抮e Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
Joey: Hey Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy3 your fingers swell4 up to twice their size and never go back.
Rachel: (looking at her fingers) Oh my匞od! Let me see that! (Grabs the book from him.)
Joey: (laughing) You fall for it every time!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Hi!
Phoebe: I brought you my old maternity5 clothes! (Sets a bag on the counter.)
Rachel: Oh Pheebs that抯 so sweet?Grabs a pair of pants)桹oh, those are so cute!
Phoebe: Yeah! And look, (Grabs the pants) see how they expand as the baby grows? (There抯 a stretchy part in front.) And then after the baby抯 born, they抮e great for shoplifting melons.
Monica: (entering) Oh good you抮e all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four o抍lock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Rachel: No.
Monica: He was in Ross抯 class卪arching band卥inda overweight? Well, really overweight. I mean I was his thin friend.
Rachel: Wow! I don抰 remember him. Honey, are you sure you抮e not talking about your imaginary boyfriend.
Monica: No that was Jarred! Wow! I haven6抰 thought about him in a long time?(Stares off into the distance lost in thought.) (Pause) Anyway, umm Will抯, Will抯 here on business and he didn抰 have a place to go so I invited him here.
Rachel: Oh that抯 nice.
Monica: Oh, and by the way, he抯 lost a bunch of weight. I mean he looks goo-ood! Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous! (Joey clears his throat.) I still love Chandler.
Joey: I just want you to say it once in a while.
Monica: All right okay, just so you know, I抦 not gonna make a turkey this year.
Joey: What?!
Monica: Well Phoebe doesn抰 eat turkey?
Joey: Phoebe!
Phoebe: Turkey抯 are beautiful, intelligent animals!
Joey: No they抮e not! They抮e ugly and stupid and delicious!
Monica: All right! Okay, it抯 just Phoebe. Will抯 still on a diet, Chandler doesn抰 eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachel抯 having her aversion to poultry7.
Joey: She is?
Rachel: Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?
Joey: Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.
Monica: Anyway, it just doesn抰 seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? It抯 a lot of work.
Joey: But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving! I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like-like Fourth of July with no apple pie! Or Friday with no two pizzas!
Monica: All right fine! If it means that much to you! But just梩here抯 gonna be a ton left over.
Joey: No there won抰! I promise I will finish that turkey!
Monica: All right, you抮e telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
Joey: That抯 right! 慍ause I抦 a Tribbiani! (To Rachel) And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don抰 read a lot or run very fast, but damnit! We can eat!
Opening Credits
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching football, and it抯 actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit (although not this year抯), as Monica is getting everything ready.]
Monica: Hey, isn抰 weird8 to think about how next year at this time they抣l be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachel抯! But good to know where you抮e at!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Monica: Hey!
Phoebe: Happy Thanksgiving!
Monica: You too!
Phoebe: Anything I can do to help?
Monica: Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but he抯 really into the game so I don抰 want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins? (Hands her a stack of them.)
Phoebe: Sure!
Monica: I抦 gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.
Phoebe: Okay. (She starts folding the napkins in half.)
Monica: No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! We抮e not at a barn dance. You抳e gotta梱ou wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?
Phoebe: Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. (Monica exits.) (To Chandler) So how抯 the game?
Chandler: I have no idea.
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: Yeah! I抦 just pretending to watch the game so I don抰 have to help out with stuff.
Phoebe: I don抰 believe you! That is卋rilliant! And Monica has no idea?
Chandler: Nope! Every once and a while I just scream stuff at the TV.
(Monica enters and Chandler screams stuff at the TV.)
Monica: Is your team winning hon?
Chandler: Yeah! Anderson just scored again! (To Phoebe) There抯 no Anderson.
Phoebe: Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I don抰 think I can help you after all, I didn抰 realize this game was on.
Monica: Oh, I didn抰 know you liked football.
Phoebe: Well normally I don抰, but y択now?looks at the TV)匞reen Bay is playing.
Monica: You like Green Bay?
Phoebe: Well it抯 only like my favorite bay! {Actually, it抯 not bad. It just gets a little cold in winter, but in Wisconsin winter only lasts from August to June. J }
(Phoebe joins Chandler on the couch as there is a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
Monica: Hey!
Will: Hey!
(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since he抯 already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess he抯 some sort of actor.)
Will: Happy Thanksgiving!
Monica: Aww thanks! God Will I抦 so glad that you came! You look great! You must抳e lost like?
Will: 150 pounds. Yeah, I抦 gonna be in one of those Subway sandwich commercials.
Monica: A pie! (Will brought a pie.)
Will: Oh right. All right, it抯 no fat, it抯 no sugar, it抯 no dairy卛t抯 no good. Throw it out.
Monica: You wanna meet some people? This is uh; this is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will.
Will: Hey.
Chandler: Oh hey. I抎 shake your hand but uh; I抦 really into the game. Plus, I think it抎 be better for my ego9 if we didn抰 stand right next to each other.
Monica: This is Phoebe.
Phoebe: (nonchalantly glancing) Hey. (Turns back around.) Wow! (Looks up.) Well done.
Monica: (to Will) Wanna give me a hand?
Will: Sure! Monica, I can抰 get over how great you look! You look stunning10!
Monica: Well you look incredible too! You抮e just梱ou抮e so fit!
Chandler: I抦 watching the game, but I抦 not deaf!
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Will: Ross is coming. Great! I love Ross!
Monica: Good. And Rachel Green too. (Will stops suddenly.)
Will: Oh.
Monica: Is there a problem?
Will: Nope. Uh, it抯 okay. It抯 just uh, God I hated her.
Monica: What?
Will: Yeah, I hated her. She was horrible to me in high school. But hey, it was a long time ago, I抦 in a good place, it might be actually fun to see her again. You got any cakes or cookies or something? (Starts looking.) No Will no!
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y択now, it抯 been a while since we抳e screamed something. Maybe we should.
Phoebe: Oh okay.
Chandler: Oh come on!
Phoebe: Noooo!! Damn you ref! You burn in hell!!!
(Joey enters eating potato chips.)
Monica: Hey, what are you doing? You gotta save room, you抳e got almost an entire turkey to eat.
Joey: Let me explain to you how the human body works. I have to warm my stomach first. Eatin?chips is like stretching.
Monica: All right.
Joey: Don抰 worry, Tribbianis never get full.
Will: I actually know what you抮e talking about. I抦 here to tell you something my friend, you can eat and eat and eat but nothing will ever fill that void.
Joey: (To Monica) Who the hell is this guy?
Monica: Will! From high school.
Joey: Oh hey!
Monica: (to Will) Joey.
Will: Hello.
Ross: (entering) Will!
Will: Ross!
Ross: Hey-hey you came! Man you look incredible! Hot stuff! (They hug and Ross realizes what he said.) Hot stuff?
Will: It抯 good to see you man.
Ross: Yeah, you too. Man, so-so what are you up to?
Will: I抦 a commodities broker11.
Ross: Really? Yeah that-that sounds interesting.
Will: Yeah, it抯 not. But I抦 rich and thin.
Ross: Oh! Man I don抰 think I抳e seen you since uh, Lance Davis?graduation party.
Will: That was such a fun night!
Ross: Yeah. It would抳e been good if we had gotten in, but still real fun.
Will: Yeah.
Ross: Yeah.
Will: God we were lame12 back then. Do you remember how into dinosaurs13 we were?
Ross: (laughs) Yeah.
Will: So what do you, what do you do now?
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Rachel: (entering, carrying a baking dish) Hi!
Monica: Hey sweetie. Oh good. (Takes the baking dish from her.)
Will: (glaring at Rachel) Rachel Green.
Ross: Aw梠h, that抯 right. Are-are you gonna be okay?
Will: Oh, I抣l-I抣l be fine. Just God I hate her Ross! I hate her!
Ross: Will, high school was-was a long time ago.
Will: Look at her standing14 there with those yams! My two greatest enemies Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates15.
Rachel: (sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?
Monica: That抯 Will from high school!
Rachel: Oh! I do not remember him! Wow! He's really got that sexy, smoldering16 thing going on. (We see Will angrily staring at Rachel.) Oh my God, he抯?Look at the way he抯 just staring at me. I think he抯 trying to mouth something to me, but I can抰 make it out. (Will mouths, "I hate you.")
Monica: Okay, dinner抯 ready!
Chandler: Good game!
Phoebe: Yeah.
Chandler: Yeah. Solid effort. Solid effort.
Monica: Oh, so who won?
Phoebe: (simultaneously) Green Bay.
Chandler: (simultaneously) Detroit.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Well the Lions technically17 won, but it was a moral victory for the Green Bay匨ermen.
(They sit down at the table and Will goes to talk to Rachel.)
Rachel: Hi! Will, right?
Will: Right.
Rachel: Hi! I抦 Rachel Green.
Will: Oh I-I remember you.
Rachel: Really?! Aren抰 you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis?graduation party?
Will: You are unbelievable.
Rachel: Thank you!
Monica: (breaking it up) Uh Rachel? Rachel, why don抰 you sit here? (Next to Joey) And Will you sit way over there. (The other side of the table.)
(Monica sets something on the table and removes the cover. It kinda looks like turkey.)
Joey: That抯 it?! Even if nobody helps me I can eat that no problem. At least give me a challenge!
Monica: (laughs) This is Chandler抯 chicken. This is the turkey. (Sets down a huge turkey.)
Joey: (quietly) Oh. How-how big is that?
Monica: About nineteen pounds.
Joey: (To Rachel) It抯 like me when I was born.
Rachel: All right, who would uh, like some yams? Will?
Will: Oh, you抎 like that wouldn抰 ya?
Rachel: What? (Joey starts offering Ross some turkey.) Oh y択now what? Can we please keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table? The smell is just yuck!
Will: (sneeze talks) Typical.
Rachel: I抦 sorry. What?
Will: I said it was typical. Typical of you, Rachel Green, Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in little Rachel land. (Does a fake hair flip18.)
Joey: (To Monica) Seriously, who is this guy?
Rachel: Umm, I抦 sorry. Do you-do you have a problem with me?
Will: I don抰 know? Do I? Do I?
Phoebe: I think you do.
Monica: (To Rachel) Apparently19 you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.
Will: A little mean? You made my life miserable20!
Rachel: I抦-I抦桰 had no idea. I抦 sorry. I?
Will: Well you should be. Screw it! Bring on the yams!
Monica: Oh Will. But you-you抳e worked so hard?
Will: Yams!!!!
Monica: Okay. (Chandler grabs the dish from Monica and hands it to Will who starts dishing out a large helping21.)
Rachel: Uh Will umm, I just want to say that I抦 real sorry for whatever I-I did to you in high school?
Will: Oh, it wasn抰 just me. We had a club!
Rachel: You had a club?!
Will: That抯 right, The I Hate Rachel Green Club!
Rachel: Whoa! My God! So what, you all just joined together to hate me?! Who else was in this club?
Will: Me and Ross. (Points at Ross.)
Ross: No need to point, she knows who Ross is.
Commercial Break
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier.]
Rachel: (To Ross) So you were in an I Hate Rachel club?
Will: Yes he was. (Holds up his hand for a high-five.)
Ross: No. No.
Rachel: So who else was in this club?
Ross: Uh actually, there-there was also that exchange student from Thailand but I-I don抰 think he-he knew what it was.
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Will: You went out with her?! We had a pact22!
Ross: That was in high school! It抯 not like it was binding23 forever.
Will: Then why did it have the word eternity24 in it?
Rachel: Okay Monica, did you know about this?!
Monica: I swear I didn抰. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?
Ross and Will: Yeah.
Monica: Hmm, a little relieved, I gotta say.
Ross: Look Rach I-I抦 sorry, okay? I匢 was a stupid kid, okay? The only reason I joined?
Will: Co-founded!
Ross: 卌o-founded. Co-founded the club was because I was insanely in love with you. Obviously I didn抰 handle it very well. But if you think about it the I Hate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club.
Will: Uh, except that it was really the I Hate Rachel Club.
Rachel: Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?
Will: Well, we did a little more than that.
Ross: No-no! No-no. No-no.
Phoebe: What?! What else did you do?
Will: We started a rumor.
Rachel: What rumor?
Phoebe: Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!
Rachel: Ross!
Ross: It was no big deal. We-we卻aid that the rumor was卼hat umm厃ou had both卪ale and female reproductive parts.
Rachel: What?!
Will: That抯 right! We said your parents flipped25 a coin, decided26 to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis.
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God!
Monica: You started that?!
Rachel: What?! You heard that?! (Goes and stands behind Joey.)
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
Rachel: Oh no!!!! Oh my God!! This is all making so much sense to me now! This is why Adam Carter wouldn抰 go out with me! This is why Billy Tratt would just stay in this region! (Motions to her breasts.) (Joey has turned around.)
Ross: Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now. So-so that one抯 not really our fault.
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Monica: I thought it might be true. And I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.
(Joey is now looking at Rachel, and since Rachel抯 standing and he抯 sitting down and he抯 not looking at her face?You get the picture.)
Rachel: Joey stop staring! There抯 nothing there! It抯 not true!
Joey: I抦 afraid I抦 gonna need proof.
Rachel: Oh! (Hits him and storms out.)
[Time Lapse27, dinner has ended for everyone except Joey who looks like to have finished the turkey, until he turns the plate around and reveals he only ate one side.]
Joey: You are my Everest.
Monica: Joey, you don抰 have to finish that.
Joey: Oh yes I do. Otherwise what抯 next? Today I抦 just a guy who can抰 finish a turkey, but tomorrow I抦 the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just匢 just桰 gotta change my pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits.)
Rachel: (entering carrying a book) Okay! Okay! Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year, "Dear Rach, you抮e such a good person." Not girl! Person!
Ross: Rach, I think you抮e reading a little too much into it.
Rachel: (reading what he wrote again) "Dear Rach, you抮e a great person. Sorry about your tiney-wienie." (Will laughs.)
Ross: Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasn抰 true?!
Rachel: Yes!
Will: Could you also tell them I抦 skinny now?
Monica: Oh! Me too!
Ross: Well look-look I抦 not calling anybody! Okay? It was like a million years ago!
Rachel: I don抰 care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Y択now what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Monica: That抯 not totally true.
Rachel: What?
Ross: What?
Monica: Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.
Ross: (shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!
Monica: It抯 true?!!
Ross: No.
Rachel: Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!
(Ross is at a loss for words.)
Will: Mrs. Altman? She also made out with Takaka Ci-Kek the night before he went back to Thailand.
Chandler: I抦 sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?
Ross: Hey! She didn抰 look 50!
Chandler: Did she look 16?
Rachel: Ohh, there抯 a picture of her in the yearbook actually.
Phoebe: Oh! (They all look.) Wow!
Ross: She didn抰 photograph well!
Chandler: Well, she probably wasn抰 familiar with the process having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings!
Phoebe: So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure28 you to an early bird dinner?
Ross: I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. She needed some help with her word jumble29. And one thing led to another. If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender. May she rest in peace?
Monica: Didn抰 she walk with a cane30?
Ross: Only when it was damp!! (To Rachel) I can抰 believe you-you told people about this?! Everybody knew?! Y択now what? (To Will) I抦 back in the club!
Will: Yeah! (They high-five.)
Phoebe: I wanna join!
Rachel: Wh桺hoebe!!
Phoebe: I抦 sorry. I抦 sorry. I never got to be in a club. I-I didn抰 go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour.
Rachel: All right, y択now桭ine! You guys have your stupid little club, but I would just like to say is what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you! You gave me a tiney-wienie! (Will laughs.)
Monica: All right, listen you抮e just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!
Rachel: Wow?
Monica: And Ross, if it weren抰 for Rachel抯 rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
Ross: As a romancer of the elderly.
Monica: Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.
Ross: The eyes卍id still sparkle.
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-you抳e been through so much since then. And right now you抳e got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Can抰 you just let this go?
Rachel: She抯 right.
Ross: Yeah. I mean we are having a baby together.
Will: Hold on! You got her pregnant?
Ross: Yeah.
Will: Are ya getting married?
Ross: Nope.
Will: So you knocked her up but you抮e not gonna marry her. Dude! (Wants another high-five and Ross ignores him.) Anybody?
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over and hugs him.) It抯 exactly how I抎 imagined it would be.
Joey: (entering, wearing the maternity pants from earlier) All right where抯 that turkey!
Phoebe: Joey! Those are my maternity pants!
Joey: Not now! These are my Thanksgiving pants!
Closing Credits
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey.]
Joey: Well that抯 it. I抦 done. Whew! (Wipes his forehead.) There come the meat sweats. (Chandler hands him a towel and he wipes his face.)
Monica: Well Joey, we抮e all厀e抮e all very proud of you.
Chandler: Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.
Phoebe: Is there anything we can do for you?
Joey: No just, nobody press on my stomach.
Rachel: You can keep those pants by the way.
(Joey notices Monica has gotten a pie.)
Joey: Whoa梙ey梬h-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?
Monica: Yeah, you want some?
Joey: Ah, just cut me a little sliver31. (Monica prepares to cut a little sliver.) A little bigger. (Monica prepares to cut a bigger piece.) Little bigger. (Monica moves the knife again.) What?! Are you afraid you抮e gonna run out?! Cut me a real piece!
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