社会名流赠与毕业生的箴言

The family and friends and the class of 2006...
It's such a pleasure and an honor to be here...
On this wonderful day for all of you...
I want to join in the chorus of congratulations...
Congratulations to you all...
This is as close to having hair as it had a long time...
They told me everybody would be wearing robes...
The secret of a good speech...
is to have a good beginning...
A good ending...
And to have the two as close to each other as possible...
Now I can get out of this dead-end job...
Mathematics, pi R squared , Spanish buenos dias economics, supply and demand curves, accounting² LIFO, FIFO , that's about what's gonna stick.
Hey! Hey! Yeah!
Go out there and let them have it.
Hey! Hey! Yeah!
You better lose yourself in the music the moment you own it and you'd better never let it go. One shot do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.
Where you might be a lawyer or an engineer. Ba-bon-ba! You can eat and start music in the college here.
You are the masters of a new universe.
Whose ass¹ is completely numb³, anybody?
Do some things that may seem to scare you.
It is always about new beginnings. I wish you many...
Congratulations!
Congratulations to you all! May God bless you, the class of 2006.
So in closing, I goes.

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pi R squared ------ 圆周率x半径平方，圆面积公式
buenos dias ------ [西班牙语]您好!早安!
LIFO, FIFO ------ Last In First Out 后进先出, First In First Out 先进先出.

1 ass   

n.驴；傻瓜，蠢笨的人

参考例句：

• He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
• An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。

2 accounting   

n.会计，会计学，借贷对照表

参考例句：

• A job fell vacant in the accounting department.财会部出现了一个空缺。
• There's an accounting error in this entry.这笔账目里有差错。

3 numb   

adj.麻木的，失去感觉的；v.使麻木

参考例句：

• His fingers were numb with cold.他的手冻得发麻。
• Numb with cold,we urged the weary horses forward.我们冻得发僵，催着疲惫的马继续往前走。