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(单词翻译:双击或拖选)
Swallowing the dictionary
Summary
1 April 2012
A drug which could implant1 the entire vocabulary of a language into the taker's body is being trialled in the UK. If successful, it's predicted that mankind's centuries-long struggles with foreign language learning could be over in a gulp2.
Reporter
James Hardbluster
Report
In the past, people who have used too many complicated words to get their messages across have been accused of swallowing the dictionary. Now, thanks to the pioneering works of scientists at the Linguistic3 Institute of Artificial Replication, it's become possible to eat - and then regurgitate - the whole of the English language.
The drug, called Verbumisol, triggers a chemical reaction in the brain which creates a stockpile of words. Electrical impulses are then fired directly at the larynx. The mucous4 membranes5 stretch causing the air modulation6 to realign according to the patterns of English pronunciation. Within an hour, a person with no knowledge of English, can produce the vocabulary of a native speaker.
Professor Leugenaar, who is in charge of the trial, demonstrates with a volunteer from Indonesia:
"Stephani here took this pill just 59 minutes ago, so she should be able to simply think in her own language yet produce perfect English when the clock hits 60 minutes. Please start Stephani."
L. I. A. R. claim this invention has the potential to change human history, end all wars, and put a stop to boring grammar lessons. However, critics of the drug say that it has some serious side effects, such as verbal diarrhoea, a tendency to talk endlessly about the weather and a habit of apologising for no reason.
1 implant | |
vt.注入,植入,灌输 | |
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2 gulp | |
vt.吞咽,大口地吸(气);vi.哽住;n.吞咽 | |
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3 linguistic | |
adj.语言的,语言学的 | |
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4 mucous | |
adj. 黏液的,似黏液的 | |
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5 membranes | |
n.(动物或植物体内的)薄膜( membrane的名词复数 );隔膜;(可起防水、防风等作用的)膜状物 | |
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6 modulation | |
n.调制 | |
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