英语小达人 124 Bar Bet
Bar Bet 酒吧的赌博 A guy walks into a bar, stopping to talk to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. 一个家伙走进酒吧，和里面每个人耳语
英语小达人 125 Your Girlfriend in the Car
Your Girlfriend in the Car 在你车上的女友 A guy had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. 个人在酒吧里喝了几小时的酒后，提到自己女友还待在外面车子里
英语小达人 126 Son-in-law
Son-in-law 女婿 A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family, remarked the guy. 有个事业很成功的商人见了他的新女婿后对他说：我很爱我女儿，欢
英语小达人 127 A Girl in Grocery Store
A Girl in Grocery Store 第6单元 杂货店的女孩 A guy observed a woman in the grocery store with a three-year-old girl in her basket. 有个人在杂货店里注意到一名妇女，篮子里带着一个三岁小女孩。 As they passed the coo
英语小达人 128 Niece and Nephew
Niece and Nephew 第7单元 外甥女和外甥 There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. 有名妇女怀了双胞胎，结果在小孩要出生前不久，因为发生意外
英语小达人 129 Talking Parrot
Talking Parrot 会说话的鹦鹉 A lady was walking down the street to work. A parrot was perched on the side-walk outside a pet store. 一名女士走路上班时经过一家宠物店，看到有只鹦鹉栖息在店外人行道上。 The parrot sa
英语小达人 130 Shuttering in A Store
Shuttering in a Store 百货公司口吃男 A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks the boy at the counter, W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment? 有名口吃很严重的粗壮肌肉男，
英语小达人 131 Too Close for Comfort
Too Close for Comfort 第10单元 危险的亲密接触 A guy goes to a barbershop for his weekly shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. 有个家伙每个礼拜都会上理发
英语小达人 132 Duck Food
Duck Food 鸭食 A duck walks into a bakery and asks the baker, Hey, you got any duck food? 有只鸭子走进一家面包店问面包师傅：嘿，这里有什么鸭食吗？ The baker looks down at the duck and says, No. Get out of here you're bad
英语小达人 133 A Chicken to A Library
A Chicken to A Library 小鸡上图书馆 A chicken walks into a library. He goes to the front counter and says, Buck. The librarian thinks this is very cute. She says, Oh, aren't you cute. You want a book. So, she gives the chicken a book and he goe
英语小达人 134 A Dyslectic, Agnostic
A Chicken to A Library 小鸡上图书馆 A chicken walks into a library. He goes to the front counter and says, Buck. The librarian thinks this is very cute. She says, Oh, aren't you cute. You want a book. So, she gives the chicken a book and he goe
英语小达人 135 A String in A Bar
A String in A Bar 绳子上酒吧 A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender looks at the string and says, Sorry, Dude. We don't serve strings in here. You are going to have to go somewhere else. The string is angry a
英语小达人 136 An Ear for Business
An Ear for Business 经商之耳 was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. 汤姆工作时发生严重意外。他因为摔倒撞到地板上的瓷砖，两只耳朵被扯掉了。 Since he was
英语小达人 137 New Farm, No Cows
New Farm， No Cows 没有母牛的新农场 A man from up state had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and finally made enough money to buy himself the spread of his dreams in Texas. 有个人住在远离大城市的地区，一直梦想着
英语小达人 138 Talking Cow
Talking Cow 会说话的母牛 A man from the city was driving down a country road when his car stalled near a cow field. 有个城市来的人开着车徜徉在乡间小路上，经过一座母牛场的车子却抛锚了。 The driver, getting out t
