How to Reject 如何巧妙拒绝他？-5

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female¹ impersonator.

HE : Your body is like a temple².
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked³, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter. HE : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer⁴. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon⁵. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : Would you go out with me! this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

1 female   

adj.雌的，女(性)的；n.雌性的动物，女子

参考例句：

• We only employ female workers.我们只雇用女工。
• The animal in the picture was a female elephant.照片上的动物是头母象。

2 temple   

n.庙宇，寺院；太阳穴

参考例句：

• There is a temple on the hill.山上有座庙。
• You will see a temple.你会看到一座寺庙。

3 naked   

adj.裸露的；赤裸裸的，无遮蔽的

参考例句：

• To the east of our school,there's a naked hillside.我们学校东边有片光秃秃的山坡。
• The children stripped off their clothes and swam naked in the river.孩子们脱得光溜溜的在河里游泳。

4 photographer   

n.摄影师；照相师

参考例句：

• He is a good photographer.他擅长摄影。
• I asked the photographer to enlarge the picture.我请摄影师把那张照片放大。

5 surgeon   

n.外科医生，军医，船上的医生

参考例句：

• His injuries were not such as to need a surgeon.他的伤还不是那种需要外科医生治的伤。
• The surgeon is now operating.外科医生正在做手术。