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致命的大错"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10.""Qualifications: No education or experience.""I am relatively1 intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.""My compensation should be at least equal to my age.""Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC.""Fired because I fought for lower pay.""Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 6'5" .
" "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date.""Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near.""Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word 'paranoia2.' I prefer to elaborate privately3."打字错误与语法错误"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.""Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.""I am a rabid typist.""Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981.""After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided4 to pursue a new line of work.""Accounting5 cleric.""As indicted6, I have over five years of experience analyzing7 investments.""Suspected to graduate early next year.""Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.""Proven ability to track down and correct erors.""Accomplishments8: Oversight9 of entire department.""Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.""Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."不应有的幽默"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house.""Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)"But wait...there's more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing10 that is second nature.""I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.""My fortune cookie said, 'Your next interview will result in a job'-and I like your company in particular.""Title: Another resume from the 'Profiles in Excellence11' series.""Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it.""Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks12.""Let's meet so you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' over my experience."
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n.妄想狂,偏执狂;多疑症 | |
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adv.以私人的身份,悄悄地,私下地 | |
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adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的 | |
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n.会计,会计学,借贷对照表 | |
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控告,起诉( indict的过去式和过去分词 ) | |
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7 analyzing | |
v.分析;分析( analyze的现在分词 );分解;解释;对…进行心理分析n.分析 | |
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8 accomplishments | |
n.造诣;完成( accomplishment的名词复数 );技能;成绩;成就 | |
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n.勘漏,失察,疏忽 | |
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10 marketing | |
n.行销,在市场的买卖,买东西 | |
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11 excellence | |
n.优秀,杰出,(pl.)优点,美德 | |
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n.雄鹿( buck的名词复数 );钱;(英国十九世纪初的)花花公子;(用于某些表达方式)责任v.(马等)猛然弓背跃起( buck的第三人称单数 );抵制;猛然震荡;马等尥起后蹄跳跃 | |
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