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23. A Bad Doctor

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  A man walked into a doctor's examining1 room.

  "Put out your tongue2," the doctor said3.

  The man put out his tongue and the doctor said.

  "0. K. You can put your tongue back now. " the doctor said. "it's clear4 what's wrong with you . You need more exercise."

  "But, doctor, " the man said. "I don't think--"

  " Don't tell I me what you think, " the doctor said 揑 am the doctor, not you. I know what you need. I see hundreds of people like you. None5 of them get any exercise. They sit in offices all day and in front of the television6 in the evening. What you need is to walk quickly for at least7 20 minutes a day. "

  "Doctor, you don't understand," the patient8 said "I -"

  "I don't want to hear any excuses, " the doctor said. "You must find time for exercise. If you don't, you will get fat and have health9 problems10 when you are older. "

  "But I walk every clay," the patient said.

  "Oh, yes, and I know what kind of walking that is. You walk a few11 feet to the train station from your house, a few more feet from the station to your office , and a few more feet from your office to a restaurant for lunch and back. That's not real12 walking. I'm talking about a walk in the park for twenty minutes every day. "

  Please  listen to me, doctor! " the patient shouted, getting angry with this doctor who thought13 he knew everything.

  "I'm a mailman14," the patient went on, "and I walk for seven hours every day. "

  For a moment the doctor was15 silent16, then he said quietly17, "Put your tongue out again, will you?"

Notes:

  (1) examining room检查室

  (2) mailman n.邮递员

Exercises:

根据短文选择正确答案:

  ① The first thing the doctor asked the man to do was to_____ .

  A. walk to work

  B. exercise

  C. show him his tongue

  D. see hundreds of other patients18

  ② The doctor would19 not_____ .

  A. tell the patient what was wrong with him

  B. let the patient speak

  C. took20 at the man's tongue

  D. let the patient watch television

  ③ The doctor told the man that he____ .

  A. should get more exercise

  B. should stop making excuses

  C. should watch more television

  D. was already21 too fat

  ④ The doctor_____ .

  A. gave22 him good advice23

  B. walked seven hours a day

  C. was really a mailman

  D. was wrong

  ⑤ So we can know _____.

  A. the man was very lazy24

  B. the man should do more exercise

  C. the doctor was very kind to the patient

  D. the man was not a good and careful doctor

23.庸医

  一人走进一家诊所。

  “伸出舌头,”医生说。

  那人伸出舌头,医生很快地看了一下。

  “好了,把舌头缩回去吧。”医生说,“你的病因很明显。你需要更多的运动。”

  “但是,医生,”那人说,“我不认为----”

  “不要告诉我你认为怎么样,”医生说,“我是医生,不是你。我知道你需要什么。我看过数以百计的你这样的病人。他们没有一个人锻炼过。他们整天坐在办公室里,晚上就坐在电视机前。你所需要的是每天至少快跑20分钟。”

  “医生,你不知道,”病人说,“我----”

  “我不想听任何理由。”医生说,“你应该抽出时间来运动。如果你不锻炼,那么当你老的时候,你就会变得很胖,并且有健康问题。”

  “但我每天都走路的,”病人说。

  “喔,是的。我知道那是一种怎样的散步。你走几英尺的路,从家到火车站,又走几英尺从车站到办公室,然后走几英尺从办公室到餐馆去吃中饭再回来。那不是真正的散步。我所说的是每天在公园里散步20分钟。”

  “请听我说,医生!”病人叫起来,对那位自以为什么都知道的医生很生气。

  “我是一名邮递员,”病人接着说,“我每天得走7小时的路。”

  医生闷在那里半天无语。然后他轻声地说:“再把你的舌头伸出来,行吗?”

练习参考答案:

①C②B③A④D⑤D


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1 examining 1fe0ff1bbfd7ca5705dcadfeb6cd3d15     
v.仔细检查( examine的现在分词 );考试;审查
参考例句:
  • They are examining the wall of my house for cracks. 他们正在检查我家的墙壁,寻找裂缝。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • She was at the table by the window, examining the camellia. 她在窗前的桌子旁审视着山茶花。 来自《简明英汉词典》
2 tongue UJOzm     
n.舌头,语言,口条,语言,说话方式;vt.舔,闲谈,斥责; vi.吹乐器
参考例句:
  • I can hardly move my tongue.我舌头不太能动。
  • The doctor looked at her tongue.医生诊看了她的舌头。
3 said IYtxh     
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句:
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
4 clear kq8zg     
vt.清除,扫清;adj.清晰的,明白的;晴朗的;清澈的,明亮的;畅通的,无阻的
参考例句:
  • Clear the snow from the road.清除马路上的积雪。
  • Is that clear to everyone?大家都明白了么?
5 none pHjxr     
adv.一点也不;prep.没人,毫无;pron.没有人,没有任何东西
参考例句:
  • Remember that none is perfect.记住没有任何人是完美的。
  • There's almost none left.几乎一个没剩。
6 television HpRwo     
n.电视(机) [=TV]
参考例句:
  • Do you often watch television?你经常看电视吗?
  • Please turn off the television.请把电视关上。
7 least A1Uxn     
adj.最小(少)的;adv.最少(小;不);n.最小(少)
参考例句:
  • He spends at least a part of his time in reading. 他至少有一部分空闲时间看书。
  • The trip will take ten days,at least.这趟旅行顶少得10天时间。
8 patient aACyd     
n.病人;adj.有耐心的,能容忍的
参考例句:
  • The doctor told the patient that he was in good way.大夫对病人说,他的病情已在好转。
  • We must be patient with children.我们对孩子要耐心。
9 health wdqxs     
n.健康;健康状况
参考例句:
  • Are you in good health?你的身体好吗?
  • I wish you good health and a long life.祝您健康长寿。
10 problems 8d8a1b73876ca678cc3afa372e5199de     
n.问题( problem的名词复数 );疑难问题;习题;思考题
参考例句:
  • It was an action replay of the problems of his first marriage. 这是他第一次婚姻问题的重演。
  • a few admin problems 一些行政问题
11 few kk0x2     
adj.很少的,不多的,少数的;int.少数的
参考例句:
  • There are few woods in that area.那个地区几乎没有森林。
  • I have a few questions.我有些问题要问你。
12 real 6TXxO     
adj.真实的;非虚构的;真正的;非常的
参考例句:
  • You know her real name?你知道她的真正名字?
  • The real world does not look that way!现实世界不是这样的!
13 thought 1oMwg     
n.想法,思想,思维,思潮,关心,挂念;v.vbl.think的过去式和过去分词
参考例句:
  • It was just a thought.这仅仅是一个想法。
  • She thought he had a cold.她认为他感冒了。
14 mailman qoQzhV     
n.邮递员(现在常改称mail carrier)
参考例句:
  • The mailman always comes at 9 o'clock.邮递员总是九点钟来。
  • The mailman brought a small packet.邮差送来了一个小邮包。
15 was bglwv     
v.(is,am的过去式)是,在
参考例句:
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
16 silent eEVz8     
adj.安静的,不吵闹的,沉默的,无言的;n.(复数)默剧
参考例句:
  • Immediately on his beginning to speak,everyone was silent.他一讲话,大家顿时安静下来。
  • The boys looked at the conjuror in silent wonder. 孩子们目瞪口呆地看着那魔术师。
17 quietly ykoz5B     
adv.安静地,沉着地,稳地
参考例句:
  • Winter has been come to quietly.冬天悄然地来了。
  • You have to play quietly.你要安安静静地玩。
18 patients 3495d5d84b3bedeb4377cfc005bfbe52     
n.患者( patient的名词复数 );接受治疗者;受动着;承受者
参考例句:
  • This drug is contraindicated in patients with asthma. 这种药哮喘病人禁用。
  • Patients were being discharged from the hospital too early. 病人都过早获准出院。
19 would 8fPwB     
aux.will的过去式;愿,要;常常;大概;将要,会
参考例句:
  • Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说?
  • Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗?
20 took indwq     
vt.带,载(take的过去式)
参考例句:
  • I took my dog for a walk along the river.我带着狗沿那条河散步。
  • It took me about two hours to cook the meat.我花了大约两个小时来煮这些肉。
21 already wLByk     
adv.已经
参考例句:
  • We have eaten already.我们已经吃过了。
  • I've been there already,so I don't want to go again.我早已去过那里了,所以我不想再去了。
22 gave YgSxz     
vbl.(give的过去式)给予,产生,发表
参考例句:
  • He asked for money and I gave him some.他要钱,我给了他一些。
  • I gave you a map so you wouldn't get lost. 我给你一张地图,这样你就不会迷路了。
23 advice YN1zo     
n.忠告,建议,劝告
参考例句:
  • After all my advice, he still went his own way.在我苦口婆心地相劝后,他仍然一意孤行。
  • You should seek advice from your lawyer on this matter.你应该征求你的律师对这件事的意见。
24 lazy w97z2     
adj.懒惰的
参考例句:
  • Lazy people seldom succeed.懒惰的人很少会成功。
  • Don't be so lazy.不要这样懒惰。
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