What are men really like?

    What are men really like?
    Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate¹ much interest.
    Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.
    Men are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
    Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
    Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
    Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
    men stop reading here. That is the end of thejoke.
    women keep'a scrollin'...

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vt.生成，产生（光、热、电等）导致

参考例句：

• We need someone to generate new ideas.我们需要有人出新主意。
• This book will continue to generate excitement for a long time.这本书将在很长一段时间里继续使人们为之激动。