Married four times

    Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed¹. "What's wrong?"The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and every one of my husbands has passed away."The other lady asked, "What did they used to do?" The depressed lady replied, "Well, my first husband was a millionaire, the second was a magician², the third was an evangelist(福音传道者), and the fourth was a mortician(殡仪业者)."And the other said, "Oh, I see, one for the money,two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go...

1 depressed   

adj.沮丧的，抑郁的，不景气的，萧条的

参考例句：

• When he was depressed,he felt utterly divorced from reality.他心情沮丧时就感到完全脱离了现实。
• His mother was depressed by the sad news.这个坏消息使他的母亲意志消沉。

2 magician   

n.魔术师，变戏法的人，术士

参考例句：

• With a wave of his hand,the magician made the rabbit vanish.魔术师手一挥兔子便不见了。
• The magician transformed the man into a rabbit.魔术师把那个人变成了兔子。