Indecent Exposure

    A woman was walking down the street with her blouse openand her right breast hanging out. A cop was approachingfrom about a block away, thinking to himself, "Boy, myeyes must be going. It looks like that woman is hangingout of her blouse." But, as he got closer, it becameapparent that she really was hanging out.
    When the officer got face to face with the woman, hesaid, "Miss, are you aware that I could cite you forindecent exposure?""Why, officer?" the woman asked.
    "Well," said the officer, "Your right breast is hangingout of your blouse."The woman quickly looked down and exclaimed, "Oh mygoodness! I left the baby on the bus!"