In Stitches

    Three pregnant women are knitting sweaters for their babies when one of them takes a pill.
    The second one says, "What was that?"The first one says, "Vitamin C, to make my baby's bones healthy."The second one takes a pill, and the third one says, "What was that?"The second one says, "Vitamin A, to make my baby's eyes healthy."The third one takes a pill, and the first one says, "What was that?"The third one says, "Thalidomide (镇静剂）. I can't get these fucking sleeves straight."