英文幽默笑话：老虎来了

 When a Tiger comes 

　　Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. 

　　One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims¹, Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those? 

　　His friend replies: I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you. 

　　老虎来了 

　　两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。 

　　当中的一个人从包里拿出一双耐克跑鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗？ 

1 exclaims   

v.呼喊，惊叫，大声说( exclaim的第三人称单数 )

参考例句：

• He exclaims that it must be a typing error. 他惊呼道那一定是个打字错误。 来自辞典例句
• Everyone has been lying to her, she exclaims; Pinkerton is Back, her love is triumphant. 她大声说，人人都一直在骗她；平克顿回来了，她的爱情胜利了。 来自英汉 - 翻译样例 - 文学