英文幽默笑话：手锯的用处

 At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. 

　　Let's try it. my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her inside. 

　　Scanning the menu, my wife told the waitress, I' 11 have chopped sirloin, please. 

　　The waitress turned to me, eyed my saw and commented, And I see that. you, sir, have come for our T-bone special. 

　　在集市上，我和妻子买了一些五金用品，包括一个手锯。我们返回汽车时刚好路过一家牛排店。 

　　我们尝尝吧，我妻子建议说。尽管我觉得拿着锯有点傻乎乎的，但还是随她走了进去。 

　　我妻子扫视了一下菜单对女招待说：请给我来一份炒牛腰片。 

　　女招待转向我，看了看我的锯，说道：我能看出，先生，你是来吃我们的T形骨特色菜的。