英文幽默笑话：我懂他的话

 While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . Mump umn Kmpfhm, was all I heard. 

　　Drew, I scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying. 

　　He says he wants some ketchup¹, my husband said calmly 

　　A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, How in the world did you understand him? 

　　I'm a dentist, my husband explained. 

　　在饭店吃饭的时候，我申斥我4岁的儿子，因为他满嘴食物在说话。喔、呢，我听到的就是这些。 

　　祖，我责备道，没人明白你在说什么。 

　　他说他要一些番茄酱，我丈夫平静地说。 

　　坐在旁边的一位妇女靠过来问道：你究竟如何明白他的话的呢？ 

　　我是牙医。我丈夫解释道。

1 ketchup   

n.蕃茄酱，蕃茄沙司

参考例句：

• There's a spot of ketchup on the tablecloth.桌布上有一点番茄酱的渍斑。
• Could I have some ketchup and napkins,please?请给我一些番茄酱和纸手巾？