英文幽默笑话：傻爸爸

 A Silly Father 

　　Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, Father, my grandpa just now slapped¹ me in the face. Hearing that, Mr. White became very 

　　angry. And then he suddenly boxed his own ears heavily and said, You beat my son and I dare to beat yours. 

　　傻爸爸 

　　怀特先生在房间里看电视，他八岁的儿子走进来哭着说：爸爸，刚才爷爷打了我一耳光。怀特先生听了非常生气，突然，他重重地扇了自己一耳光，说：你打我儿子，我也敢打你儿子。

1 slapped   

v.掌击，拍打( slap的过去式和过去分词 )；制止；镇压；（尤指生气地）啪的一声放下

参考例句：

• She slapped his face hard. 她狠狠给了他一个耳光。
• They slapped the workers who had gone on strike. 他们对参加罢工的工人大加镇压。 来自《简明英汉词典》