英文幽默笑话：让座

 To Give Up the Seat 

　　Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. 

　　Well, you've done the right thing, says Mommy 

　　But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap. 

　　让座 

　　小约翰告诉妈妈：早上我和爸爸坐公车时，他让我给一位女士让座。 

　　好，你做得对。妈妈说。 

　　但是，妈妈，我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上。