英文幽默笑话：丘吉尔和肖伯纳

 Churchill and Bernard Shaw 

　　Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was 

　　tall and lean. Both of them were humorists. 

　　When they met at a reception, Churchill said to Shaw with a smile, Mr. Shaw, when people see you, they must think there is a famine in our country. Yes, said Bernard Shaw, but they must think you are responsible for it. 

　　丘吉尔和肖伯纳 

　　丘吉尔是二战期间英国的首相，他是个又矮又胖的男人。肖伯纳是著名作家，又高又瘦。他们俩都是幽默诙谐的人。 

　　一次，他们在一个招待会上碰面了。丘吉尔微笑着对肖伯纳说：肖伯纳先生，人们看到您，一定　 为我们国家正在闹饥荒。对，肖伯纳回答：但他们一定认为这是您造成的。