幽默笑话:学校成绩单

 　　幽默笑话:学校成绩单

　　The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read:" English，poor; French，weak;  Mathematics，fair;”And he gave a glance of disgust at the weakling lad.

　　父亲在看他那满怀希望的儿子带回来的学习成绩单，他边看边露出愤怒的表情:“英语，差;法语，差;数学，中。”他厌恶地瞥了一下正在发抖的儿子一眼。

　　"Well，dad，”said the son，“It is not as good as it might be，but have you seen that”and he pointed¹ to the next line，which read:“Health，excellent.”

　　“爸爸，”儿子说，“可能成绩不够理想。但您看到那一项了吗?”他指了指下一行:“健康状况，优。”

1 pointed   

adj.尖的，直截了当的

参考例句：

• He gave me a very sharp pointed pencil.他给我一支削得非常尖的铅笔。
• She wished to show Mrs.John Dashwood by this pointed invitation to her brother.她想通过对达茨伍德夫人提出直截了当的邀请向她的哥哥表示出来。