幽默笑话:哪辆车好?

 　　幽默笑话:哪辆车好?

　　Natasha is a little Russian¹ girl. One day her grandmother took² her to town. They went shopping. In the street, they saw³ many buses and cars.

　　娜塔莎是一个俄国女孩，有一天奶奶带她进城去买东西。在大街上她们看到许多公共汽车和小汽车。

　　Natasha stopped and asked her grandmother，“Do you know which bus is the best?”

　　娜塔莎停住问奶奶:“奶奶，您知道哪一辆车最好吗?”

　　"Oh，I don’t know.”Her grandmother could⁴ not understand why she had⁵ asked such⁶ a question and, in turn, she asked her granddaughter，"Can you tell me which of them is the best?”

　　“啊，我不知道。”奶奶不明白她为什么要这样问，就反过来问小孙女:“你能告诉我哪一辆最好吗?”

　　"No.5 is the best one."

　　“5号最好。”

　　"Why?”

　　“为什么?”

　　“Because it has got⁷ full marks-5!”

　　“因为它得了满分—5分!”

1 Russian   

adj.俄国人的，俄语的；n.俄国人；俄语

参考例句：

• He both speaks and writes Russian.他又能说，又能写俄语。
• I think the Russian's going to win.我想那个俄国人会得第一。

2 took   

vt.带，载(take的过去式)

参考例句：

• I took my dog for a walk along the river.我带着狗沿那条河散步。
• It took me about two hours to cook the meat.我花了大约两个小时来煮这些肉。

3 saw   

vbl.看见(see的过去式)；n.锯；v.用锯子锯

参考例句：

• Would you like to saw a tree for me?你能为我锯棵树吗？
• The moment I saw you,I knew you were angry with me.我一看到你，就知道你在生我的气。

4 could   

v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以

参考例句：

• Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？
• I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。

5 had   

vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有

参考例句：

• I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
• The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。

6 such   

adj.如此的，这样的；pron.这样的；adv.如此地

参考例句：

• He is such a man.他是这样一个人。
• He spent all his money,he is such a fool.他这样傻，花光了所有的钱。

7 got   

v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白

参考例句：

• I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。
• I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。